birdpuzz

11 Feb

they should give mastermind a tony award

ok and what magical combination of words in this post summoned the bots. go away I'm talking about gay cartoons in hell

birdpuzz@birdpuzz.bsky.social

club roast = not personal plus he was literally saying yaaaas go off queen "I was stuck with stolas the whole time" = so mild at most suggests he thinks stolas is kind of a weird dweeb. which he is "I told him: NO!!" = this was glee about taking fizz's side against blitz & winning boyfriend points

I've seen like 3 different people reference ozzie having a dislike for stolas recently and im like... did I... miss something... I have watched every episode multiple times and I don't remember this being a thing

like it doesn't seem like he particularly *vibes* with him but I don't remember any hints that he has a problem with him??

@42paintbrushes.bsky.social

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Charis draws

Some pathetic sympathetic something or other #helluvaboss

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whimmy

@whimsiluss.bsky.social

23h

fuckass comic #whimmyart #radiostatic #hazbinhotel

all this joking about blitz getting cucked right now [flippant] has me wondering if that's something he would ever enjoy [actually doing the kink]

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hmm yeah... like WAY in the future when he and stolas are super solid and he no longer doubts that constantly, I could see them doing it. it could be like the ultimate reassurance... and then they'd replenish material for the next round of blitz telling stolas that he's a slut [positive]

I blacked out and had a vision of their future insane sex life & it's so beautiful 🥲

all this joking about blitz getting cucked right now [flippant] has me wondering if that's something he would ever enjoy [actually doing the kink]

it's way too close to his deepest insecurities, but thats exactly why I could buy both "no" and "yes," it just depends on your interpretation of how much he could or would process things through Horny

after rewatching ep 5, I actually think that Stolas has no intention of rekindling things with vassago and that his moment of resolve at the end is about something else entirely

it is precisely BECAUSE my money is on this that I had to go into a manic state and draw an entire scribble comic about what if stolas DID fuck vassago QUICKLY!!!!!! before the next eps come out

(my delusions of) a post-s3e5 scenario (1/?) #helluvaboss #helluvabossspoilers

(2/?)

in my Visions this goes on to morph into a charged sexual/romantic tension moment between between stolas and blitz buuuut this is all I have time for right now and idk what will happen this week. so for now let's leave it there and say: TBC....? OR NOT!!!

"el ángel caído" Cass (in love with mi hermosa rosa~ 🤍🤍🖤🖤)

22h

#HBS3 I was trying to figure this out but I already regret my choices. I was never here

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blitzø cuckzo

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Oni 🍻

@onihime.bsky.social

I love this scene ☺️ #stolitz #helluvaboss #blitz #stolas

I can't decide if vassago being pirate themed means blitz would be begrudgingly attracted to him, or if he just can't possibly imagine anyone cooler and it's destroying him. right now I'm feeling the second one more because blitz's suffering is simply too delicious

pirates –> aspirational horses –> sexual my blitzø theory

drawing stolitz makeouts like

I just want a boy... 1/2 #helluvaboss #stolitz

2/2

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交尾しやすい

@yasui114514.bsky.social

feel bad saying it but I do miss pupil-less stolas. it was somehow both hot and moe......... *wistful sigh*

story wise it would definitely feel like a step backward for him to ever go back. but..... but my boner............