Bismuth

The Celeste Speedrun World Record Explained www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Cx...

Oh shit, it just hit me that Evan plays the Zelda 1 ending theme

It's pretty wild that 28 years later, no game has surpassed the awesomeness of Turok 2's arsenal of weapons

Okay guys I just came up with this really original sports chant, it's really good check this out. It goes: High low high low clap clap clapclapclap High low high low clap clap clapclapclap High low high low clap clap clapclapclap High low high low clap clap clapclapclap

@jonbois.bsky.social watching hockey

Really sad hearing about RJ Mitte. He was basically my age, too. Awful, RIP

I just plucked a hair from inside my ear that was a solid 3 cm long. I'm officially old.

Imagine being so universally hated that a website like this exists and no one second guesses who it's about is-he-dead-yet.com

Brains are so weird. I saw this font on a YouTube thumbnail and I immediately had a strong feeling that I had seen it before. After digging in my brain for a few seconds, the word "Overball" popped up. I played the 1-hour demo of this game about 22 years ago.

Work in Progress

Oh shit new tech just dropped

sorry I sneezed

See, everyone? That's what YouTube is all about. None of this current day thing I don't relate to, but this very specific niche that defined how I perceived the platform when I first discovered it.

I know I'm a week late but unless the rules have changed in the past 20 years since my referee training that's no goal and a yellow card for intentionally hiding out of bounds to gain an unfair advantage

I have more YouTube subscribers than M Night Shyamalan Depending on when you read this in the next week it might not be true anymore though

I wonder what the answer is

How do people confuse past and past participle so much? My friend your language has the simplest verb structure in the entire world it's really not that hard

Shoutouts to the two people who have discovered my content through Bing

I'm only 8 minutes in, but this American's video about Québec French is so good I have to share it. His Québec French is far and away the best I've ever heard from a non-native. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnCy...

I love that Twitch resets the volume to max between each 10-second ad no matter at what volume you actually set it to

The SMB1 any% run is now where I thought the record would reasonably end up when I made my 4:54 explained video in 2021. Except this time, I have no doubt the TAS tie is coming

Watching the eclipse on the NASA feed got me emotional thinking back to the absolutely mindblowing experience that was the 2024 eclipse

I don't make the rules

So I left the house for an hour and came back to a guy passed out drunk in my living room after pissing all over the couch and bed. That was fun

All the people who are anti-cancer or want to slow cancer progress, I have one (2) question: If cancer disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without skin, lung or even brain cancer? Imagine cancer was suddenly cured. Would you actually be willing to give it up?

I will say queueing up in League Classic against emerald+ modern League players who have no idea minions used to deal damage is really funny

We often talk about It's Raining Men but I've never seen anyone talk about how this line in the first chorus: "I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get absolutely soaking wet!" is nothing short of a masterpiece

My forehead has a killer mustache

What I meant to say: But that's not important because your love is priceless to me What came out: But that's not important because your love has no val- actually hold on let me- wait where are you going?

Why do they call it top ten when you top ten the first songs hot 100 hits the top ten

The accuracy of this is mind boggling. The black and grey section on the left, the two yellow stripes, the black stripes on the right, the colors match nearly perfectly throughout. I had to look it up because I couldn't believe it was real.

Oh no I've fallen into the Only Connect rabbit hole again...

I have zero investment in this but if your team is called the Knickerbockers you should come in last place

I'm reaching Abyss level 100 today with an absolutely busted Gilick build twitch.tv/bismuth9

In first person view, I like my Y axis inverted (up to look down, down to look up) but X axis normal. In third person view, I like both axes inverted so that it feels like I'm moving the actual camera. Am I normal?

Voidling Bound is out! Streaming a bit of casual play before speedruns twitch.tv/bismuth9

Voidling Bound is out, guess who will be streaming again 😎

I can confirm that I cannot play Yoshi Valley at final lap speed (172 BPM)

Would I be insane if I did a solo Archipelago including SM64, DK64, OoT, MM, Factorio, OSRS, Balatro, Stardew Valley, Terraria and TrackMania?

9 DAYS TO GO! Voidling Bound launches June 9th. Steam build approved! We're ready for launch! 🚀 One more thing... 🎉 300,000 WISHLISTS! 🎉 Thank you for all the support, Wranglers! Daily species spotlights and surprises on the way! #VoidlingBound #IndieGame #Steam

Andromeda was far and away the best song of Eurovision and I will not be convinced otherwise