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Time travel isn’t what it used to be.

It’s a long story: from .web to .epic – DNW Podcast #604 Chris Ambler won't end up running .web, but perhaps .epic. Verisign is introducing .web this year, but the idea for the domain dates back more than… https://domainnamewire.com/2026/09/21/its-a-long-story-from-web-to-epic-dnw-podcast-604/

#Mitch #McConnell can barely speak. Now. There is NO WAY #Scott #Jennings had that phone conversation.

Make a band edible: Fleetwood Mac & Cheese

Perhaps this is what #Karoline #Leavitt is doing. Seems legit.

How's it going, #Batman?

I am far from a conspiracy theorist. But with Trump, every accusation is a confession. And the 2024 election had some interesting quirks. So... take all of these claims and apply them to 2024. Just look. Remember Trump saying that Musk understood voting machines better than anyone else? Just look.

If you fly from the newly renamed Donald Trump airport to Sioux City, your ticket will read: DJT-SUX. Universe scores.

First #McConnell and now #Graham. Is this the US equivalent of falling out of windows?

Tomorrow’s headline today: “Scott #Jennings finds out he had a conversation with an AI #McConnell.” I was duped!

Look… I need you to find me just… one. One red card suspension. Which is one more than we have. I’m deflated. The game will go on. But this #redcard issue just saddens me.

So… it could be USA vs. Iran in the World Cup on the 6th of July. If Iran wins, I predict Trump bombs them. #soccer #fifa #iran

#Breaking! Green color of reflecting pool found to be leak at Soylent Green manufacturing plant!

Now we know why they stalled, started putting up an extra level, stalled again, and then completed it. Last-minute panic, someone says "put a tarp up" and the workers had to be instructed to do it. Likely had to send for extra beams. #trump #kennedycenter #kennedy #scaffold #tarp

Holy shit, I called it. Tarp going up. #kennedy #trump

They asked for a 12 hour delay. What if it’s to delay long enough to get a big tarp so nobody gets pictures of the letters coming off? #kennedy #trump

The crowd at the game should start chanting “86 86 86” when either team hits 86 points. Two opportunities. Plausible deniability. It’s all about the score, right? REPOST! Pass this on! #86 #nicks #basketball

Your dose of Galileo and Kepler. Whenever I plop down to study, they usually join me and learn through osmosis.

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man." A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life. Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

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My prediction: The deadline will come. There will be stepped-up strikes, no different than those to date. Trump will claim he will strike harder when he wants and it's a secret. He will then do *something* that he claims halts their country cold. This is what he meant by "kill their civilization."

It's likely that the USG has #AI years ahead of the commercial market. Considering the advancements in just the past years, they're likely unimaginably ahead. Thus, it follows that the question being answered now is, "Create a plan to completely blow things up so we can take over. Provide steps."

Someone said this morning that his unhinged post is the work of someone who was told, yesterday, he has three months to live. So is his morning, where he chose to bail on three Easter services and, instead, go on a tour of DC in his motorcade. I doubt it... but the math does check out.

Sorry, I couldn't resist. #project #hail #hale #mary #projecthailmary

A delay on #Iran plans... that ends about the time #No #Kings kicks off? How about that? #nokings #coindicence

#Politics has really gone to #shit.

I do the same. Except my company knows and is okay with it because I am more productive when I do. It really focuses me to change the scene now and again.

#unpopular #opinion

Estimates show the average American family paid $1701 in tariffs. I hereby coin the term “Enterprise Refund.”

It just occurred to me. Our current administration is what happened after the Enterprise left in the TOS episode “A Piece of the Action.” #trek

I’ve started commenting on #AI #slop articles: ai;dr

#ICANN announced 2027 general meeting to be hosted in Genovia! Great choice!

I am insufferably smug tonight.

If you can’t investigate or prosecute a sitting President, a sitting President should be prohibited from bringing suit.

#Breaking #News - Ahead of the #SuperBowl, the #Seahawks bring two little-known players up from the practice squad, expecting a brutal and physical game. Congrats Jonathan and Moonpie! #Rollerball

You know he’s ok because CBS isn’t showing Swan Lake.

My son convinced me to go with him to a modern barber. I’m actually liking the results!

#Schumer is #disappointed just like #Collins is #concerned. I need that on a t-shirt.

The transition to a fully authoritarian State will happen as soon as those enacting it feel they can no longer retain power through current means. The enabling rationale will be that it is for “National Security.” The only question is when.

What if the “botched #redactions” weren’t botched? What if #DOJ did them wrong on purpose? As far as I can tell, nothing redacted is a bombshell, and much is in the clear elsewhere. But now they have an excuse to halt the pipeline entirely while they “fix” the problem. If this happens…

Dear LLM ‘o mine - Scan all documents. Evaluate text & font sizes & kerning. Compare redacted text where context suggests a name. Compare expected size of a name, first name, initials, full, or variant. Infer by context and size where a name meets the size requirements and is reinforced by context.

The #Epstein issue is going nowhere. The coverup is happening in real time and in the open. Congress has no enforcement mechanism. There are plenty who have the full data set. The UK government. Much is held by the survivors. Hell, Mossad and Putin surely have copies. IT IS TIME FOR A LEAK.

BREAKING: #Amazon, #Staples, and Office Depot all run out of black ink as America prints out the extremely-redacted #Epstein dump. (The #Onion: this is original - but feel free to use it with attribution :-))

Sorry for the #humblebrag, but here's my #tax return for the year. Properly #redacted as per #DOJ guidelines, of course. Bill me.

It would take roughly 120 million barrels of crude taken from sanctioned oil tankers to give every licensed American driver a 10 gallon free tank of gas. I wouldn’t put it past him. #venezuela #tanker