Bravo Bitchelorette

Bravo Bitchelorette

@bitchelorette.bsky.social

Democracy defender, truth teller, reality tv watcher, housewives apologist, animal lover, Twitter refugee

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You guys need to get your shit together. This misplaced anger is how the republicans got all this power to begin with. All your doing is giving them more and more power by holding everyone EXCEPT them responsible for their actions. If you want change STOP ELECTING REPUBLICANS.

So Riley paired Joe with Kenna so she could TEACH HIM and MAKE HIM better than he kicks her to the curb? She didn't come in this show to make some boy better. She came for HERSELF. But she got a paired with a little boy to teach him and got a song choice that made her the backup singer? #thevoice

Daisy's proximity to a real celebrity has made her full blown delusional. She now she's thinks she's Beyoncé when she's really just that one celebrity's hair stylist. Worry about your popcorn ceiling instead of who owns a damn island and who is flying first class 🤡 #rhony

Meredith has said some really crazy things when she was going through a hard time in her relationship and it was also caught on tape without her knowing so maybe she should be a little more empathetic #rhoslc

Erin is so ridiculous I can't. She admits she said the things about Jessel but then gaslights her making the issue now that people told Jessel she's talking shit and demands to know who? She lives on another planet. #rhony

Whoa Kayda is a weirdo pick. Why is she coming at Jaden for "fucking" a man who was leading her on????? Girl focus on yourself. Why are you fucking a man who won't even make you his girlfriend??? Kayda is really showing her ass. #loveislandusa

It's rich that Caleb came for Kenzie the entire damn season even though she told him multiple times she liked Corbin still but as soon as he leaves the villa he fucks over Jaden with NO COMMUNICATION. Why is these dudes have so much smoke for women but do worse?? #loveisland

Caleb just because you didn't "WANT TO" explore with anyone else doesn't mean Kenzie didn't tell you to and Kenzie literally told this boy how much she likes Corbin every single day - and Kenzie didn't even choose Caleb! America put them together. Comparing her to Sincere is sexist asf #loveisland

Corbin comparing Kenzie to Sincere is absolutely fucking crazy. Kenzie was all for Corbin until he started acting like a fuck boy! Now he's just gaslighting his way out of taking responsibility for his own behavior! She HAD TO move on. & Kenzie didn't owe that cowboy a damn thing. #loveisland

Bro Kenzie did absolutely nothinggggg to Melanie. The time she's saying Kenzie wasn't there for her was like A DAY when Mel was coupled up with the guy Kenzie liked. All this over a day?????? Girl bye #loveislandusa

How are you going to blow up the alliance Devins formed to protect himself after he used his power to save you?? Are you this fucking dumb or just this egotistical?? I need Dee gone. She's bringing down the 2 icons that are actually good at the game. 🤡 #bb28

Dee is bad for Angela and Devin' game. How are you going to blow up your own fucking alliance and believe the people who just put you on the damn block??? Drew is the only one who ran to tell her what happened but she doesn't believe him? I've lost all respect for Dee. She's slow. #bb28

I don't watch survivor regularly so i didn't know Devin's or Dee but I'm watching last season of The Challenge and I don't really like Dee on it which I'm kind of surprised by. I just want Angela to get as far as possible! #bb28 #thechallenge

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#MAFS that man did not say this gorgeous woman—who he wouldn’t have a shot with outside of this show—is a 7 in New York. What?? He’s a THREE, at best, everywhere on earth and has no business rating her looks. 😡

lmao Caitlin dumps Devin because of HIS behavior then he tells the group they were splitting and acts like HE made the decision! This dude is unreal! His anger issues need to be settled with a therapist. She would've lived in HELL if she married this man. #mafs

Devin is SO insecure & he's the one who is toxic as fuck. All he does is gaslight this girl! Getting jealous she's talking to Mecca then going in on her then wondering why he's told to shut the fuck up??? All he does is complain and the matchmakers and boys have hyped him to where he's delulu #msfa

Joe's a weirdo snake!!! He is NOT a good bosun. He literally the one who kills team morale and he is a womanizer. Like in what world do you think you're better?? Nathan is only having issues with his team because Joe is in their ear. He's toxic as hell. #belowdeckmed

I've wanted to like Jasmine but this girl is just weird. Why is she even on the show? She barely speaks, has no storyline and when she does chime in it's like what?? What are you even talking about? #thevalley

Luke speaks to Kristin like SHIT!!! He said he didn't watch the damn show this season therefore he's clearly not committed to any growth whatsoever. Kristin is on full make Luke look better when he clearly hasn't changed and is still a damn dick! #thevalley

Courtney is literally so freaking delusional it's painful to watch!!! GIRL! You are not a victim! Perfect example of a maga woman. Victim mentality when she's the literal problem. Mean girl. Maybe Nick shouldn't request a conservative girl in the future 🤡 #mafs

Joe is actively showing why he will never be a good bosun. It's more than just running a boat. He thinks it's fun to fuck with women and thinks they are his toys and he's literally pushing this thought process onto the deckhand below him. He's so toxic in every work environment. #belowdeckmed

Kristina needs to take her own advice and communicate with her husband instead of projecting her shit onto Stassi. Like this is weird as fuck. And Beau needs to talk to his wife instead of all of her fucking friends behind her back and then joining in on the gang up during an ambush. #houseofstassi

Are these people Stassi's friends?? Because what the fuck is this intervention bullshit. Yall can't speak to her one and one but you can all come at her in a huge group and make it all her fault on every level? This isn't friendship. #houseofstassi