Deep Flake

Now that we're well into autumn apple season, I just need everyone to realize that apple dumplings are the superior option to apple pie or tarts.

The Ovine alphabet has only 7 letters - A, E, U, B, H, L, M.

I know everyone has moved on but just going to state my disappointment with neuCarrie.

God I hope that includes TSA.

They're selling Liberty Biberty and curiously phallic Limu Emu plush toys on the site, so make of that what you will, you freaks, you heroes

Looked at the subreddits and there are about 5 threads about it in r/Padres and then 20 threads about it in r/Brewers, including one swearing Padres fans are the ones who are salty and can't move on. Why are they so bitter about a game they won? Because SD has better weather? Better brews? What?

There he is.

Where is Griffin Canning? Did the Padres leave him in San Diego? He put the contact in the wrong eye and TSA didn't let him through.

@netflix.com How do you take popular movies that seem to have been well received by critics and audiences and make them look like nothing I'd ever want to watch? Are you trying for reverse psychology? Fuckin' hell.

Can we stop this for one day? Even smiling makes my face ache.

Holy shit Dolly Parton :(

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Cat:

#entomology Sky, what is this? In San Diego, saw this huge (2-3”/7-10cm) solitary bug zip over and start probing the ground with its proboscis. It flew in my direction and I ran like a weenie. Was it a tarantula hawk?

"The walk-off on an 0-2 pitch is the first of its kind in MLB history since 1988." So it isn't the first. The first is a singular event, not a thing that happens anew after some arbitrary length of time since the last one.

But why did he have to cast Matt Damon?

Gavin Sheets hits it over Andy Pages for a little paper vs. paper. #lfgsd #padres

I was gonna do Capitol Critters, but that actually aired for three seasons and figured my chances were better with this. I'm glad I got older and stopped watching every single cartoon. Family Dog

Visited by this giant mourning cloak today.

Slightly diminish a book The Stumble of Hyperion The Master and Shirley Temple The Regular Blue Eye

I am sowing Zingnik 2030 Olympic Champions right now. #Olympics #WinterOlympics #Nice2030 #NiceOlympics #NiceFigureSkating #NiceSkating #FigureSkating #Dominate #Them

Yeesh, that's rough for Fear/Gibson especially after Milan, but I'm stoked for Zingas/Kolesnik. Wonder how they'll manage the return of the pattern dance.

Oksana: IttwasjustamazingthatIhadwonIwasonly16andhadnomotherandnoUSSRandnobodythoughtIcouldwinandtheyweresearchingfortheUkraineflagandIwassopreciousandIhadnoideawhatwas-- Lu: We are all just ice chips on the rink of life and the Zamboni is coming. Nancy: Why's everything taking so fucking long.

Olympic Ice Dance had the entire figure skating community saying "What the FUCK was that?" in rage. Olympic Men's had the entire figure skating community saying "What the FUCK was that?" in horror. What kind of FUCK will Pairs and Women's bring. #Olympics2026 #figureskating

@safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @bsky.app Please get in contact with Cats of Yore and see how you can help them. They are being harassed and have left the platform. They are the marrow of our cat community, which is itself the heart and soul of Bluesky, the internet, and life itself.

True unsung hero of #PrevagenUSChamps On Ice Camera Guy

It drives me crazy that the inside of Madi's skirt is not red. She's a matador and their legs and lines just get lost in the dark uniformity of their all black get ups. #PrevagenUSChamps

2026 US Women's Figure Skating Champion Amber Glenn repping BIPOC Pride flag! #PrevagenUSChamps

Maybe Mercator is really to blame because you know these people are looking at that map and thinking "omg it's huge!"

Idk I always thought these people looked like they were having fun #RaptureDay

@bnuuyrecesses.bsky.social

Let us dance the Masochism Tango today for a real one. RIP Tom Lehrer

Isn't this the song from Rent

Phone tells me an earthquake stole a child.

The US traded democracy because this was too expensive?

Does anyone have a kid/something else they need a name for? I'll name something for you and I'll do it for free.

Don't know why everyone's so excited for him to flay Drake when there's at least one other high profile pedo in attendance.

Like for Bird Flu Boogaloo Reskeet for Avian Floogaloo There's still time to get your flu shots this year and give H5N1 less of a chance to DNA shuffle.

The 4% of people who choose STARE for their Wordle opening despite it being the solution yesterday jesus christ come on

Single Beige Female

It's cuz he fell off that hoverboard that one time.

We all know this is the only choice for Harris's VP