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The US midterms are on 3 November. My birthday is on 5 November. Guess what I want for my birthday.

Ed Sheeran – bootlicker, coward, and plastic Paddy.

We should rename the Dunning-Kruger Effect the Trump Effect.

Is there anyone with the last name Hitler anymore? I've never heard of anyone with that surname since the end of WWII – I assume it's because anyone with that name changed it afterwards. I wonder if the same will happen with the name Trump.

To whom it may concern (i.e. the orange paedo and his MAGA supporters), • Canada is not for sale. • Ghazza is not for sale. • Kalaallit Nunaat/Greenland is not for sale. Kindly sit on it and rotate, and then fuck off and die.

Trump's actions will have consequences long after he's gone.

Happy birthday to my neighbour Sam. Wishing you a swift recovery from the orange virus that has infected your soul.

HOT CROSS BUNNY #Easter #Spamalot

I made a compilation video of ICE slipping on ice and set it to the Benny Hill theme song. Enjoy.

Women need to stop choosing the bear. Women need to BECOME the bear.

Hello, customer service? Yes, I'd like to exchange this year – do you have something in the 70s or 80s? Even a 90s year would do, but preferably before 1994, if possible.

Less than 3 hours into 2026. I already hate it.

I miss being young ...

Happy No Kings Day to all US Americans.

Netanyahu is blocking aid from reaching Gaza, condemning thousands -- including 14,000 babies -- to death. The world has had enough. Join me in calling on world leaders to tell Netanyahu his reign of terror is over. action.eko.org/a/tell-netan...

With Canadians distracted by Trump and Carney, Doug Ford is launching an all-out assault on the environment. We have 4 days to stop him – sign and share: action.eko.org/a/doug-fords...

#Bill5 repeals the Endangered Species Act and replaces it with a shell law to fast-track mining, highways and development. ❌ Don’t let Ford take a flamethrower to vital protections for endangered species. Say NO to Bill 5: buff.ly/3ieIi9C #stopbill5 #onpoli

Tip for shoppers: Be sure to criticise your cashier for not packing your bags while they're still ringing up your purchases -- we really enjoy seeing just how much of an entitled dick you really are.

If you use ChatGPT or follow the OpenAi subs you may have seen the early stages of this in action this past week. OpenAI updated ChatGPT last week & the thing had a blow up. techcrunch.com/2024/07/24/m...

futurism.com/the-byte/duo... Guess I'll be closing my account and deleting the app. Fuck you very much, Duo. 😡

My condolences to all Catholics on the death of Pope Francis -- he wasn't perfect by any means, but he was the most progressive pope the Church has ever had. The world is worse for his loss.

WHITE RABBIT Take care, Alice -- that's not your white rabbit! #easter #aliceinwonderland #spamalot

CRAFTING WITH WORF #easter #startreknextgeneration #startrekds9

TGIF "Just a little farther and you can have the weekend off." #goodfriday

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

My father would have been 99 years old today. I miss him so much. Happy birthday, Da. 💔

NIGHT VISITORS Evidence of some critters that came to see me last night.

LIVE PENGUIN REACTION Residents of Heard and McDonald Islands react to the news of US tariffs.

Remember: his name is Paddy, not Patty - he's not the patron saint of hamburgers.

Lá fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh! ☘️🇨🇮

CONSPIRACY

THE DEATH OF CAESAR Beware the Ides of March ...

Let’s raise a huge public outcry affirming Palestine’s right to exist. If we don’t, Israel, backed by Trump, will continue to strangle the life out of Gaza, and tens of thousands more Palestinians will die. Join the public declaration for Palestine’s right to exist. action.eko.org/a/palestine-...

Perfectly spoken response, sir.

Found this in my till today -- a Canadian 5¢ piece from 1927. 98 years old and still in circulation!

Leadnow supporter Tim's petition calling on the federal government to ban Twitter/X to protect our election and democracy is gaining steam - read more about it here: you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba...

In Irish English, the word "trump" means "fart". Coincidence?

The Ides of March are two weeks away ... will history repeat itself?

Support Ukraine, not Trump. Join the World Vs Trump letter: action.eko.org/a/world-lead...

CAN WE FREAK OUT NOW?! Birthday gift for a friend. #madagascar

HIS CHARIOT AWAITS #Spamalot

A friendly reminder: if everyone seems to be talking shite about you, maybe -- just MAYBE -- *they're* not the problem.

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TRUE LOVE 💚 "¡Mis ojos están aquí arriba, tonto!"

Sign to oppose the law that censors scientifically accurate information on gender identity and sexual orientation in Italian schools. Let's protect freedom and LGBT+ rights in Italian schools! a.allout.org/s/WK1ED/