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Same orange make up. More frontal lobe dementia this time.

“.. You’ve got to really hate Halloween ‒ and children ‒ to pull that kind of crap.” @usatoday.com @rexhuppke.bsky.social www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

😎🪴🌵 displaced anger

It’s not getting enough coverage. Where’s the outrage? Such an appalling event.

Is anyone going to name the study this is based on? Cite an author? Jesus are we the stupidest country in the world or what? Cite The Study!! Somebody.

Dear Diary … here comes a sad little entry about my day: Spoke at the UN today. I think they liked me A LOT even though I told them their countries are going to hell. So many new friends!!! Nobel Peize must be coming soon. Can’t wait!!

Ever wonder why poor folks voted for Trump?

Bro I am so mad there are people in my comments saying anything other than “the civil rights act was not a mistake, it is one of the greatest glories of the Democratic Party.”

Thanks a lot MAGA.

I really hate these stories that go “I was so well paid by Darth Vader, but now I wish I had supported Yoda instead” www.nytimes.com/2025/08/08/o...

The rich are all cucks.

2 sets of rules. Soviet Union playbook.

From the people who are hysterical because “immigranTs doNt AssImilAte!” abcnews.go.com/Politics/ala... 'It’s alarming': Education Department revokes guidance on English learning services - ABC News

Dumb-dumb invited Satan to a backyard party. He’s already backing off his “peacemaker” claims. So stupid!!

She’s talking about his bankrupt casinos.

The ballroom!

When was the last time we got a coherent sentence?

The Onion is more accurate than CBS

The incredible Resistance Revival Chorus led by Shaina Taub, Tony-Award winning composer of Suffs the Musical, singing "No Kings in the USA"

GOP ushers in another stooge with history of corruption and tax cheating.

Dr. Bill Cassidy confirming everybody’s worst fears about doctors. What a disgrace.

Turns out all of trumps “gangsters and rapists” work at Home Depot and doing construction, and sewing clothes and cooking food at restaurants. Is Trump just drunk? Or stupid?

"One-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police" "Police solve just 2% of all major crimes" "Arrests at End of Shifts to Rake In Overtime Pay" "All of NYPD's worst misconduct officers are paid about $200,000 a year" "$500 million in police misconduct lawsuits over 10 years"

Remember when he called himself a “stable genius”? www.nytimes.com/2025/06/01/u...

Hype man is on mushrooms.

TACO TACO TACO

Guys, it's the oligarchs. If you want to blame someone for 2024, blame the oligarchs. Anyone telling you to blame someone else is part of the oligarchy. Dark money has been to blame since citizens united.

Even after all this, the @nytimes continues to normalize it

Whatever happened to free market capitalism? Is that when the president bullies the big corporations? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/u...

It wasn't always this way: ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ ▼ 1950's: Wealthiest 10% took 30%. Bottom 50% took 20% 2020's Wealthiest 10% taking 75%. Bottom 50% taking 5%. ► Raping, pillaging, destroying our democracy. ◄

WSJ: “.. Nearly $1 in every $7 the U.S. spends goes toward paying interest, more than the country spends on defense.” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Meanwhile, CNN is reporting that Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia.

The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?

Lol

“Give us the actual date.” 🙃 @acyn.bsky.social

“Pornography Addiction: a Mormon Memoir”.

Small children in court. WITHOUT LAWYERS!! Getting deported.

Yahoo reporter forgot to mention that Elon’s Nazi salute made everyone realize he’s a monster and vow never to ever buy one of his cars. www.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

#1 and #2 LEAST popular presidents are both Trump. All thanks to Kamala’s laugh and Hilary’s emails and Hunters laptop and caravans at the border and that trans swimmer etc.

Love Tim Walz.

I don't think it gets more Second Gilded Age than this.

Any ADHD folks read this article in The NY Times? It made me sad to think about all the ADHD kids being managed by folks who have no idea what it’s like to be ADHD. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/13/m...

Maybe someone should accidentally send a letter to FSU about racism and homophobia on campus.

Super dumb. And a liar. Chasing $$ and nothing more. #bondi

So embarrassing! Especially considering how grandiose we are while lecturing the world on freedom and equality.

So cathartic to watch Steve Horsford call out the bullshit. I just wish more journalists could marshal the same energy.

Peak Beta Chode. His “pick me” energy is overwhelming.