Juke Slytalker

The sooner we get on the "Israeli settlers are no different than Hamas" bandwagon, the better.

No one should ever let Republicans forget how they cheered & clapped like seals when Trump went on his umpteenth explicitly racist screed against Black ppl. These are the same ppl who called claimed we were lying about Trump calling African nations shit-hole countries behind closed doors.

I don't care how many people believed it, but MSM would NEVER give airtime to someone who wouldn't vote for a candidate bc they were Jewish and Jews run the world. Yet CNN and FOX insist on letting us know some random voters won't vote for AES bc he's Muslim and might be a terrorist.

Just for shits & giggles... can someone tell me the last mass shooting that DID NOT involve LEGALLY purchased guns?

You can't convince me that putting Black ex-athletes as announcers bc of their personalities and not their ball-knowledge (Shaq, Barkley) is just so White audiences can laugh at them. It's clear that ESPN & Fox News have a type... Black folks that their audience hates or can mock.

I hope someone has some good news for us, bc history is not making me optimistic.

Ethan Klein cheating on his wife is wild bc she's ex-IDF, so you KNOW she's killed people for less.

If Democrats win the Senate, I hope the new class refuses to vote for Schumer and uses his silence during the DoJ's blatant witchhunt as just the lastest reason why he's unfit to be the top Dem

"I'm putting Ben Franklin in a kimura" 🤣

You ever notice how the people who want to switch seats on planes never want to move to the BACK to keep their family together? They always want to move UP. Maybe ask the strangers in the back in they want to move up and trade seats? Then yall can be one happy family in the back of the plane.

Sometimes, when I'm feeling fancy... I'll add a spoonful of Nesquik to my coffee

Holy shit. We won?

Hello, police? I just witnessed @covie93.bsky.social murder a woman in broad daylight. Won't someone think of the children?!?!

This man has 100% paid a dude to have sex with his wife

Until polling factors in the duplicity in GOP politics, it's never going to be accurate.

I hope we never go back to the pencil thin eyebrows look. Let those caterpillars be free ladies!

The media NEEDS the Left to be anti-semitic bc it allows them to cover Republican Republican racism without looking partisan. That's why you can always expect them to overly focus on Dems and ignore Republican racism. Another reason why you shouldn't trust MSM

More parents have given their teens guns that were then used in a school shooting than have put their teens through gender-confirming surgery. More kids have died bc parents gave their teens guns that were then used in a school shooting than have died bc of teens getting gender-confirming surgery.

As great as it is to see him use his political capital to attack Trump, we need to look to game theory to understand why we need to reciprocate the GOP's worst behaviors. The fact that even Obama is stepping out of the shadows shows just how bad the actions are that we need to deter

You can't convince me that Trump hasn't paid some young dude to fuck one of his wives while he sat in the corner and watched.

Two tax policies I'd make to benefit the people: 1. Eliminate income tax for the bottom 90% and raise it on the top 5% 2. Federal tax credit for property tax paid by senior citizens and offset with a new tax on second homes, luxury homes, and certain investment activities.

Here's why I respect the late stage conversion to begrudging Democrat from someone like Bill Cristol: 1. He admits he was part of the reason the GOP is where it is now 2. He refrains on telling DEMOCRATS what the platform should be, and focuses on yelling at other Republicans for still being loyal

The fact that Barack Obama is out here outright defending Ilhan Omar while Chuck Schumer has been sitting on his ass doing nothing is exactly why he's not fit to be the Senate leader. Get his ass out of there.

I love takes like this. Distilling something ostensibly great or interesting into something so basic and understandable that you ask yourself "why didn't I think of that?" And now, I definitely DON'T want flying cars .

Gadget Hackwrench? Elizabeth Holmes? More like Gadgebeth Holmeswrench

Do you know how much Civil War porn you have to consume to bring back the burnsides?

@taskmaster.tv I don't think Richard likes foot humor

Liberal "anti-semites" want Israel to stop the rampant bombing of civilians and find peace w/ Palestine. If Israel did that, there would be no further beef b/w these libs and Israel/Zionists. Conservative anti-semites want Jews to stop secretly controlling the world. There is no off ramp for that.

For the record, Israel defends killing Palestinians doing the same thing to TANKS.

Bro's voice went from hard bastard from the North to puppy who wants to play to gritty reggae baritone...lol *****/5

I wonder if Zelenskyy's reversal on how he talks about Trump is due to midterm polling for Republicans? I gave him a pass before for deference bc it was more important for him to appease Trump w/ a GOP controlling Congress. But his attitude now makes me think he sees the writing's on the wall...

When Senate Dems take control, I want one of the core arguments against Schumer to be how silent the "party leader" has been on racist attacks directed at sitting Black Congress members, particularly Ilhan Omar. I want him and his defenders to stew in that argument in front of the country.

I think one of the things we need to look at is how public political figures suddenly change their personalities once they don't have to cater to voters... Bc it's weird how all these Republicans suddenly develop spines and morals once they're not dependent on GOP voters...

It'll be peak irony if the Leftist energy propels a Blue tsunami this year (as opposed to a tighter Dem majority) that produces margins being big enough to handle Leftist defections on the votes for House Speaker and Senate Majority Leader.

My pitch to the IOC is that every host country/city gets to add a wildcard sport to that Olympics. Ideally the host would pick a sport that's native to their country or region. It would be so cool to see who fields a baller ass team within 8 years and how they do against the host country.

Apparently Netflix is doing reshoots of Greta Gerwig's Narnia movie because it doesn't get to Narnia until the 3rd act. Which is understandable because that was my same complaint about the book.

When it happens, the world will shut down for a weeklong party that puts the bacchanals to shame.

It's past time that political affiliation be part of the credentials we look at when it comes to staffing institutions that are dependent on gov't regulations to function. There's zero reason for any university to hire a MAGA acolyte in any administrative, budgetary, or hiring role.