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I have a Vermont phone number and live in Massachusetts, but Turning Point would like to pay for me to go to New Hampshire the rustle up GOP votes.

Awful call to end that game

Mike Evans still being this good is insane

Couldn’t have happened to a better fanbase

I feel like I embody peak “born in 1991” energy with my gaming

Ranch with pepperoni pizza

Generation Buzz Kill

“Do a flip.”

Company sells stock because the boss is a jerk

Good Spaghetti Pecorino Romano Eggs Guanciale or Pancetta Fresh Rosemary

I might become a pilot just so I can blast Money for Nothing over the PA during takeoff rolls

I just realized that, while the U.S. military always makes their helicopters after native tribes, they named the attack birds after the historically violent ones lol

Slightly diminish a book - The Pretty Good Escape

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif (only films that left you speechless and still resonate more than 20 years after their release)

How fucking old is Andre Drummond in the year of our lord 2026? *Feel like the dude has been playing since I was in elementary school. *I’m 34

McDonald’s going from the “Dollar Menu” back in the day to the “Under $3 Menu” now, is such an indictment of how shitty life it.

The Blue Brother

Brent oil is HAVING A DAY

I love how you can always see the exact moment the idiots in this admin do anything

And oil futures are down. We’ve completely jumped the shark.

Rewatching “No Reservations” and my god was civilization robbed of so, so much Anthony Bourdain. Still haven’t watched the last episode and never will. There will always be Bourdain that I haven’t discovered.

Absolutely insane how they announced they’re dumping 400mm barrels of crude onto the market and the collective reaction was nobody cared.

Whatever oil traders are smoking, I want all of it.

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

You could basejump off the Dow right now

Having two first names is always kind of funny. Markwayne Mullin having two first names, as a first name, is phenomenal.

Hey chat, this is good right?

hey gen z welcome to republican governance

Say “one dollar” again, motherfucker.

Buddy legitimately can’t even string a sentence together

Pats season over, so time to get ready for the Sox.

Not having Brady commentate any of the Pats games this playoffs of criminal

CBS making their announcers wear those branded blazers will never not be funny to me. Yeah guys, we were in danger of forgetting one of the two networks that air the most popular spot in the country.

Fuck ICE and anyone who stands with them

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote

Having the last name “Anger” when your job is to kick a ball as hard as you can, is awesome.

Death, taxes and Christian Gonzalez getting hurt.

Blake Snell always looks like he hasn’t slept in a week

Toronto 🤝 losing crushing game 7s

Kershaw going with “oh my gosh” in that situation is brutal. Sack up and cuss, my man.

Will Smith bitch slapping Toronto is so poetic that it’s physically painful