king of swords

*flirting* balls in your court, jackass

*sewing aura* yeah this rocks *reaping aura* mogs me

political pervert

finger to the pulse bracing for what i have to tell the family of the city

kalshi bet on how long the newly out trans girl is going to use they/them

how many calories are the butterflies in my stomach

filling the gaping hole in my heart with shavings from yours

filling the gaping hole in my heart with a huge cock and his cum

filling the gaping hole in my heart with damp cloth, sugar, and tiny pieces of glass

people pleasing on her dick like “yea babe you totally fill my mouth i cant even speak”

guy with a big dick: 2 inches is actually really big. like 2 inches is almost too much

guy with a cruxifixction kink: if you want me to pay my taxes

my wretched grandfather: back in my day, we sucked each other off both ways and We Liked It

washing all my clothes together to make shitty tiedye

i ate all the reeses cups from the giant bag of candy meant for the trick or treaters and i am not sorry

I thought jane austen was from boston or some shit

hr needs you to do this consentacle training

crazy how ill be like "man im so hot i should post a pic" post it and go "that chud ass woman needs to die" and delete

People often talk about Winston overwatch like this

the patient tool best tool

the patient tool

i need that tf m4m sex they talk about in the bible

sometimes two lesbians can have monstrous tf m4m sex . like they teach you that on the first day

there's a bit of a double standard because if a beautiful trans woman was like can i feed you a bunch of blue chews so i can edge you for hours while i dial in the calculations on my open source fuck machine i would be all over that

my stomach hurts, im going to drink some coffee

Waking up with me and going to cuddle me and realizing I am fuckin wired awake staring at you as I have been for the last 2 hours waiting for you to wake up

I AM SO PATIENT I AM SO GOOD AT WAITING

count cuckula: i vant to fuck your vife

coworker believes in the firmament

dont listen to me i got oneshot by love lies bleeding

You'll suffer regardless. Might as well get masochistic about it.