the constant olive gardener 🦀

i didn’t get a note from a doctor or anything but if you met me you’d probably agree that i’m allowed to say dumb shit, i can’t help it

david s. jumpkins

if consciousness be being we'ed be a cancer, matey, and weed be the cure - hippie pirate, taking a fat bong rip and looking out at the sea

existing would be so much cooler if you could eat sleep and get rested

sorry if I seem weird and intense now, it’s because I’m now weird and intense

all the smartest minds continuously asking me to imagine what the republicans would say if trump were a democrat

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ai at its peak

non-labor class guy: society is post debt now y’all

i was in the news today for being dumb

drew a thing for birth day best wishes

staff: geez louise, goodness gracious - everyone so uncivil, do y’all mind if we practice our slow, calm atrocities in peace

i need to add a second scooping hand for consuming raisin bran from a bowl

going to build ai to think about the cool stuff I like for me while I'm at work

wearing a tropical vacation shirt and bringing a blender full of margarita and all resources required to make another blender margarita to a job interview because i'm built different