blaine strange

Fuck the Hulk Hogan.

I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.

Nobody: My 14-year-old: I’m bored. I’m gonna go dislike all of Ben Shapiro’s videos.

Hi, I’m God. People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven. People like Donald Trump go to Hell. Hope this helps, God

My 14-year-old got me to play #Fortnite with them. They were all excited about it and now I’m hyperfocused and hooked. Yesterday, they told me that I wasn’t allowed to mention that we play because, and I quote, “I mean, Fortnite isn’t really… a thing anymore.” 😑

My #cybertruck song my neurodivergent ass made up in traffic today.

No one who watches professional wrestling thinks it’s real except kids, but the point stands. Vince McMahon wanted a story line in which he impregnated his actual daughter. And she had to tell him no. Because he fucking PITCHED it to her. #fucklindamcmahon

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

To review: ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with multiple women and a 17-year-old girl SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference in 2017 SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter

#womanhood #girlhood

Am I obsessed with #AgathaAllAlong? Yes Am I listening to The Ballad of the Witches’ Road on repeat? Yes. Am I going to record it on #Smule with all the parts and whatnot? Also, yes. That’s it. That’s the post.

#williamsshakespeare #thetempest #americanpolitics #america #unitedstates

Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next

#trumpisafascist

Who made this? Ahahaha

The incomparable Mary Beard is on Bsky! Follow her immediately. @wmarybeard.bsky.social Now, if someone will please get the message to Jason Ritter to hop over here.

Why does Bsky say I have an invalid handle? #bluesky #bsky #invalidhandle

For lights in the darkness, #AgathaAllAlong is pretty dope. #KathrynHahn is amazing.

When those tariffs kick in and X-Boxes and PS5's hit $1000.00. That's when the idiot young men will have buyer's remorse.

Rep. Dan Goldman: "Matt Gaetz is currently under an ethics investigation that was started after a serious criminal investigation for sleeping with underage women... The idea that you would put somebody who clearly has such a vendetta against the DOJ *in control* of the DOJ... is scary."

Is this a safe space to bitch at #PatrickRothfuss to stop being a twat and publish the fucking Kvothe books, already?

Suck, Musk. 😁🖕🏻 #bluesky #fuckyouelon

Okay, look. We all know that if Trump could get away with election fraud, he 1000% would. But I don’t think the universe is kind enough to just hand us that type of irony. Let’s not walk the path of conspiracy theorists. If we have evidence, use the evidence, not wishes and dreams.

Prayers. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

I’ve never gotten in on the ground floor of a social media experiment before. Everyone is introducing themselves to the world so hey I’m Blaine. I like: ⭐️ affordable healthcare ⭐️ living wages ⭐️ civil rights for all (except Nazis) ⭐️ not living in a fascist dictatorship #introduction

I can also use it to shill for my #EtsyShop where I make and sell #collage #pinbackbuttons as well as some silly printed stuff. blainestrangeshop.etsy.com #etsyseller #pins #junkjournaling #junkjournal #handmadecrafts #etsy #buttons #pinbuttons #crafts #accessories #themummy1999 #collagebuttons

Maybe this platform can finally be the place for consistent steam of consciousness rambling. I have #ADHD, so it’s a constant ticker running in my head, anyway.

Reading Lord of the Rings again because it’s nice to hear about some fat little stoners who wreck an asshole’s shit

Even in the darkest of times, something hilarious can happen. 💀

Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.