Blake Bortles

Blake Bortles

@blakebortles.bsky.social

Faux-mer Quarterback. Current Golfer. Future Unlimited.

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And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of EverBank Stadium, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. Duval. www.foxnews.com/outkick-spor...

foxnews.comThe Jacksonville Jaguars are kicking the tires on letting fans store their ashes at their stadiumThe Jacksonville Jaguars' 904Ever Club lets fans store their ashes inside the renovated EverBank Stadium memorial for up to $5,904 a package.

I mean you can still say it if you want to

Bernie Bridges@boydbiceps.bsky.social

It sucks because 2017 Sacksonville seemed like a team of destiny. How awesome would it have been if we were able to say Super Bowl Champion Blake Bortles 馃槶

I have been throwing 2,500 passes a day. Every day. Just in case a city needed a hero to step in. Denver, I'm ready. Let's win a Super Bowl. #Broncos #Nix #Unretired #BortlesToTheRescue

I didn't "hold you back." I just wanted you to be the most mature kid in your grade. You'll thank me once you get to high school.

Jim Turnage@jturnage.bsky.social

So in 17 the Jags had an awesome defense and you told us Bortles held us back; I remember hating reading that and fearing you were right (spoiler alert: you were right). Tell it to me straight, is Lawrence the problem? Like, after five years, have we eliminated every possible confounding variable?

I volunteer as tribute. After the Super Bowl, I shall be consumed on national television. #thisismyflesh

The Athletic@theathletic.com

Pop-Tarts Bowl to feature 3 edible mascots, game MVP to pick which gets eaten: "Fans are hungry for more," the Pop-Tarts director of marketing said after the viral success of last year's campaign.

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