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"You left Twitter? What kind of American are you?"

FROM THE PRACTICE OF WISE MEN - To become wise, one must wish to have certain experiences and must run, as it were, into their gaping jaws. This, of course, is very dangerous; many a wise guy has been swallowed. - Nietzsche

the idea that this cretin could ever be appointed as a federal senator should be every sane person's last straw

defund, seize assets, deport

estimated: 2 to 4 hair transplants = $60,000. facial reconstruction: neck lift= $60,000. under eye filler = $10,000. jawline contouring, botox, etc = $52,000 - $180,000...ummm, make-up and other gender affirming care? maybe $20,000 more?

Schumer refuse to address the raid on Ilhan Omar's residence. The ultimate take away? This creep has got to go

Albanians torch their Supreme Court in protest against government corruption. Alito, Thomas, and Roberts breathe sigh of relief that American citizens have no such passion or courage

When the history of out time is written, the two men will be forever linked as men who betrayed their country for personal and political gain

I used to puzzle as to how James Carville could stand being married to Mary Matalin who was strict Republican conservative who worked for the George W. Bush administration. Carville now says that he would prefer the republicans rule the Congress rather than the DSA have a voice. Puzzle solved.

Roy Cohn & Neville Chamberlain. the 2 men most influential to Donald's political machinations

Proud boy and January 6ers get their ass beat 👏 On No Kings day, proud boy and January 6ers held a rally at the federal building which ended in chaos. LA does not accept this hate in our community.

Katie show off her linguistic chops when discussing the terms Lawyer vs Liar: "some believe the two terms are homophones, but I believe they should be classified as heterographs...words that sound the same but sometimes have different meanings"

Vance critiques Talarico masculinity...you go, girl

The Good: Reagan's dementia came near the end of his presidency. The Bad: His critics didn't get to watch him get his just desserts. The Ugly: His critics didn't suffer his advanced ineptitude

"if my daughter is off limits, I'll date my press secretary"

never fear Herr Alito, we have found someone to fill your seat

Low T JD admonishes all you whiners who worry about bankruptcy, starvation, and WWIII... worry about larger concerns - like Kaitlan Collins & CNN & a President who just might cancel your dumb election

'It's my party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you' -Leslie Gore

The Socrates & Plato of our modern age

great suggestion...Attorney General or Supreme Court

"you should never have pulled out the bag of Depends in front of Xi"

a slander against piss ants everywhere

new bestseller which preaches against empathy...christian nationalist's "love it"...'we've amended the sermon on the mount for you'. Elon Musk agrees, except in very very special instances, of course.

anyone want to wager on who the idiot is poised to pardon next?

Imagine living with the knowledge that when you died hundreds of millions of people across the planet when be cheering and ecstatic with joy

we are now living the last scene in Hereditary. "Hail Thiel...Hail Paimon...onne of the 8 kings of hell"

he paints a portrait mocking Trump and thinks that washes himself clean of the stench. but then he raises money for Trump loyalists. the reek remains, butch

with the press ban Trump declares this his house now, and the office of the presidency becomes the orifice of the presidency

don't belittle donald's intelligence. he has restricted access to all of his academic records from high school and from fordham & wharton... such a humble genius!

sincerity is the single most important part of the pitch. so once you can fake that, you have got it made

while the thief sells your world for parts, these will be your two official overlords

why has bluesky deleted my profile?

Trump threatens the state of South Dakota, "Put my face on Mount Rushmore or your state will suffer the same fate as the Kennedy Center...annihilation!"

Zelensky nominated for the2026 Nobel Peace Prize!

"If they won't add my name to the gravestone, I know what to do"

eenie meenie minnie moe?

Darling, I'm going back to my ex...Ex Machina

" I have opened the Strait of Hormuz! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"

mike johnson after just watching Alex Garland film Civil War

How dare you sit at your keyboard and post sick photos of Donald's darling...you're obviously sick & deluded or in your 40s or, God forbid, both!

where donald cribbed his philosophy on tariffs

show him this one, Natalie

for those of you needing a laugh

the zen koan is often a short question designed to bypass the logical mind. the koan forces the adept to sit for hours, months, or years until an understanding is reached. My Koan...

"I'm here to do an inspection of the catering truck, soldier"

Well,now, if your baby leaves you And you got a tale to tell Well just take a walk down Lonely Street To Heartbreak Hotel

once you have lost a war you started, alienated all of your allies, ruined your countries healthcare, escalated its prices for food and gas, and driven it farther into debt than it has ever been, while saving yourself and all of your pedophile friends from prosecution, it is time for a new hairdo!

Just imagine living with the knowledge that when you died hundreds of millions of people would rejoice, that there would be street scenes similar to those when WWII ended.