Craig Blämer

"Biden deliberately gave Trump the dementia!"

Question to all Republican candidates: "Do you disavow Vivek Ramaswamy?"

introducing Matthew MAGAnaughey

the best proof that voting still works in America is that the fascists are still desperate to suppress it

defending a rapist is confession

Two failed execution attempts then put her on life-support Welcome to America!

MAGA hat = 666

dogmapiled when you stray from your tribe on an issue and they turn on you

TrumpTV is NotCBS

Brave Ed Sheeran ran away Gingerly ran away away When integrity reared its ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled Yes, brave Ed Sheeran turned about And gallantly he chickened out

Trump's 30% remaining support relies on people too stubborn to admit they're stupid

Trump is pathological and ruthless when it comes to perceived betrayal as MAGA turns on him (over gas prices, not Epstein) it will get...interesting

McConnell is literally just a grotesque meat puppet wheeled in and out of the Senate for political theatre

"God took the wrong 80-year-old!" God wants nothing to do with the other one

Trump is bin Laden's long game come to fruition

the GOP knows their obvious looting is bringing the economy to the brink of disaster and they're gonna take advantage of getting stomped in the midterms to blame the crash on the lib'ruls and the lib'ruls will in turn blame the progressives rinse lather repeat

"I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record."

the main problem with the Democrat Party is they think a swing state means "Go centrist!" when it actually means "Read the fucking room!"

Funny part of near twenty years of Facebook is watching my 25/7 party people slowly age into the people we used to mock

don't see any WWJD? wrist bands anymore I suppose the burning got to be too much

I suppose karma is that Trump has everything in the world but knows absolutely that death is imminent

the more kids Elon spawns the greater the odds one will whack him for the money

nothing sums up America today than Trump cutting healthcare to millions as he gets kept alive long past his expiration date by the best medical team taxpayer money can buy

irony of Trump's desperate need to leave a historical footprint is that ultimately it'll only be in academia where the pathology of him and his Kool Aid cult will be an entire field of study for decades

Brave Sir Donald ran away Bravely ran away away When truth reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about And gallantly he TACO’d out Bravely taking to his feet He beat a very brave retreat Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Donald!

the weakness of faith-based politics is that absolute faith is a mental illness

the whole asterisk/creeping euphemism shit drives me buggy if I type "f*ck" the unredacted word shouts in the reader's so what's the damn point?

America is three people frantically bailing water from a sinking boat while another shoots holes in the hull to let the water out

Trump is the honky Ayatollah

that the other two branches of gub'mint has let this nonsense go as far as it has is a pretty damn solid argument for burning it all down and starting from scratch

funny how psychopaths take to religion to use as a blueprint to blend in with sane people but end up using it to justify their worst urges

the exit plan is The Rapture leaving all us heathen damned to the End of Days

there's a dollar Epstein tax at the pumps now

It's like Reality saw IDIOCRACY and said, "Hold my beer!"

when the draft is re-instated the only real deferment will be to join ICE

the national anthem of Israel is "Onward Christian Soldiers"

conversation is just inviting the energy vampires over the threshold

seems we need this kind of shit to happen once every century to remind us how off the chain fear and loathing can get

Has anyone looked in on Fort Knox lately?

Kid Rockingchair was so bad that Nick Fuentes is embarrassed to be a racist

is it gonna come as any real shock that it turns out the aristocracy is using ICE to kidnap children to restock their dungeons?

Living in an America where forty percent of the population actively defends ostensible pedos wasn't on my late-life bingo card

best way to avoid getting called a racist is to stop defending racists now, about that pedo thing...