Blame Tag 🏷️

Happy Spooky Season!!!

Dissing Cheesecake Factory is like going back in time to ancient Athens and dissing the Parthenon.

Oh my god, she's so much bigger than him!

Things are getting so bad out there I can barely afford the drugs I'm hiding in this year's Halloween candy.

Me: "Alexa, I'm having a hard time in life because my bad habits often cause me to be unreliable and it's very difficult to change that." Alexa: "CONSUME!!!!!!"

The cats are enjoying watching me play Little Kitty Big City.

Good afternoon Sharks....

I was a big fan of Dean Koontz when I was a teenager and even then I didn't understand why he changed his look from normal-looking guy to aging magician with allegations.

Ted Cruz is at most a week away from asking that women who know math be rounded up and burned at the stake.

There are Polymarket ads in fortune cookies. There are pop-ups in our prayers. There are paywalls on the monasteries, and the monks are millionaires. Well little Johnny’s gone to war. He joined the McMarines. The Iranians must be liberated and blown to smithereens. ...

"First they came for Mr. Peanut and I said nothing...." - The Pillsbury Doughboy (RIP)

Ketchup Entertainment's Musk

"What are you doing with your weekend off?" Just sitting around and taking pictures of my cats being lazy.

FINALLY! Someone understands how hard it is to be white in America!

Got the limited edition alligator sticker (and also the new The Onion).

tampanewsforce.com/news/f/tampa...

Cat on my tummy.

Thanks for coming to Tampa, @thewaroncars.bsky.social! Sadly I had to work while you were here, but this city DESPERATELY needs better public transit. I had to rely on it for several years and it SUCKS.

When you're jackin' it and about to cum and you shout your work crush's name but then you hear the toilet flush in the next stall over....

"So what? No fuckin' ziti now?"

I know there are so many of these, but my favorite recent example of capitalism run amok is that all these kids were showing up for kindergarten still in diapers and it turns out Huggies was running sponsored content telling parents to keep their kids on diapers longer so they could sell more.

Coming on BlueSky on my break and seeing discourse and thinking like "Oh man, now I gotta learn what the fuck this is!?"

Great to hear @myqkaplan.bsky.social and @andrewti.bsky.social on today's Zeitgeist. Always quality guests! (No shade to anyone else, all the regulars are awesome)

What the fuck with this app? I've unfollowed this one account at least a dozen times and every time I come on here he's back in my feed.

When you ask your queer coworker an unintentionally ignorant question:

So many people worked on Focker-In-Law, the least the marketing team could do is try to make it look funny.

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a wife abuser!

Getting in on the grift and marketing my own whiskey to boomer conservatives.