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I’ve got it Bronx killa

few people played themselves quite as hard as Aleister Crowley

my fuck would fuck the fuck. my fuck would fuck the fuck. MY FUCK WOULD FUCK THE FUCK They who have ears, let them listen. O God what gifts I would give to even know one person who understands Donald Crowhurst (It’s an act, it’s all an act. What I said right there’s a fuckin act.)

Playaxtung the breakdown. I’m embarrassed for you. But only because I know you. I am you with better sunglasses

I fuck you whole like baby deer. I Bill Lee the web you jizz in. And you don’t even watch. You fuck your puritan

It doesn’t matter; maybe it never did. You fix that car, you swallow that baby. Nothing really changes. Nobody’s putting their hands into the trees. Someday somebody will dissolve here, smiling

Pulling it all the way to Francis was exhausting. My anus is a fried egg on toast. You’re beautiful. Tiara is a great name for a stripper. Mold it like a cum stain

I fuck a horse every night. It takes hours. The lights rotate the wrong way and the script always takes three edits. My dog would rather fuck the air than me. The stupid policeman asked me to divert funds to his cousin (the meth dealer) again I don’t know what to do,

I am very cool and attractive

Alan watts would have loved social media

Updated circles of hell: - people who hide their post history on Reddit - everyone still on Twitter - people who don’t tip - politicians - techbros - American politicians

The problem with criticizing social media on social media is that nobody will like or engage with you because they’re paranoid little nitwits who think that you’re criticizing THEM rather than the entire structure and system Echo chamber doesn’t even begin to describe it

You poop, you eat the poop

The great mysteries, volume XI: Many cocksuckers have never sucked a cock.

Super interesting that Texas is requiring Bluesky to do age verification but not Twitter

Argentina’s Los Alamos have done the impossible: made “Walking With Jesus” their own I have a spacemen 3 tattoo so you know I’m being serious Love this band youtu.be/TTDI-twRVbI?...

The new four song Arab Strap EP is essential listening “And if you’re streaming this on Spotify, we both fund weapons grade AI” God damn, Aidan Moffat owns

A Chem Lab song just came on shuffle and it’s SIX AND A HALF MINUTES LONG what are we doing here lads. You’re discount bin Thrill Kill Kult. You don’t get to do six minute songs

Sure, I’ll try to be nicer. If you’ll try to be smarter.

Nobody ever looks at your post history and thinks “that person is very cool”

youtu.be/dSn5c8HArw4?...

The Internet is like playing “telephone” with one billion telephones

I know all of Reddit sucks but r/indieheads is the absolute worst

I want to die I want to live I want less of WHATEVER THIS IS

Jesus people can we stop posting screenshots of Twitter rage farmers so we can dunk on them over here? You’re literally jerking off in front of me and, worse, you think you’re doing art

Cursed image

You’re never too young to be too old for this shit

Andrew WK is the Bruce Springsteen of Kid Rock

I just saw the name “Bob Arctor” and thought wow that’s familiar what movie is that from One search bar later and I’m shedding a tear for my lost brain cells. Just like, wow lmao

Signs you’ve become an old gay: you suddenly find Ellen DeGeneres’ sitcom “charming”

GgggggswwsssaafhhggggggghhhhhhhhhHHGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!$!$!!!$$

Poop is in the butt of the beholder

The liberal version of Kid Rock is Andrew WK, and he’s fabulous

New cliche: Open eyes get the bleach

Social media has made us all naked and famous

This is the goddamn stupidest shit imaginable. CAN ANYONE IN POWER CUT HIS MIC ALREADY

You know that game that young idiots play where you trick someone into looking at your hand so you can punch them? That’s literally all that social media is

By far my new favorite band, Truck Violence from Montreal. An equal mix of post-rock, hardcore, folk, screamo, and bluegrass. Like a cross between Lift to Experience, Slint, and Rex. Can’t recommend highly enough youtu.be/kGNp0W1tcl4?...

I’m going to be bleakly real here. The best thing I ever wrote might be “if you were a spice you’d be Sporty, if you were a beer you’d be a forty”

There’s no need to bring me flowers; I have gardens. - the Legendary Pink Dots, “Andromeda Suite”

Wizard school shooting

Happy to report that the new Butthole Surfers album - which is a total remake of their fantastic unreleased album After the Astronaut - is incredibly good. Fans may be dismayed to note that it’s pleasant and tuneful, hardly any harsh noise at all!

I love how nobody will shut up about how meaningless IQ is and it’s like yeah yeah I get it you’re an idiot

Nancy 6/21/26