Chris Andrews

Everything crossed for Lula tonight.

Don't say this Celtic side dont give us anything. We now have a 'will AJ be back for Ibrox' topic to discuss.

“Forget it Jake, it’s the DOJ”

This isn't a statistic, it's an indictment.

That second VAR carry on was just emblematic of the clown car that is Scottish Football administration and officiating,

Just seen a pair of built up brogues put up on Vinted. Barely used.

I'm beginning to wonder if Tony Bloom didnt drive McInnes and Shankland to Ibrox himself.

McCann would have had no justified complaint if we'd scored ten today.

McCann with that look of aggrievement and puzzlement he had when he lost the EBT case.

Hogh-gly entertaining

Thats the funny thing about kitchen temperature tolerance levels, just a wee bit lower for some.

Leading by example.

Not a betting man, but if I was I'd have a few pence on there being no "at least we know what the D-E-R-E-K in Derek McInnes stands for..." from the Sage of Superscoreboard this weekend

Surely a 9.9 on the Struth Dignity Scale

RFK Jr hasn't put total shame removal surgery from the banned list yet, it appears.

Suggesting the amount of reporting by the MSM on Jeff Donaldson's sentencing will be a tenth of Murrell's might actually be overestimating.

Only rumoured eight-figure bids instead of nine for Raskin in the BBC Scottish Gossip tomorrow.

Was this not the one who spent months claiming that a woman was being hounded to the slammer?

Realising McCowan got his contract because Celtic TV are branching out into Buddy-Cop movies

On the subject of leaving bad tastes in the mouth, Georgie Boy, what do you make of this appetiser?

I’d do a deal with Hearts and suggest Celtic get the same consequences for today as they got for the multiple occasions Neil Lennon had bother at Tynecastle.

I wonder how many "I can't have the kids over this weekend" calls ex-wives had to take over the past week.

Stopped the Tan

What would disgust me as if I was a manager was if I saw Manager of the Year go to a guy who won the sum total of hee and haw

Right. Over to Spheartsound to enjoy a bit of rage and cope.

Get the fuck off that pitch!!!!

McInnes certainly needs to feel some consequences, but there's a few in the media who have stirred things up for attention/cash/clicks who will now get the pearls out for a good clutch. www.scottishfa.co.uk/news/a-scott...

The only thing that’s clear and obvious is the pleasure all their impotent rage is giving me.

Regardless of Saturday, the debt Celtic owe this man is immense

I see the huns got their wish and the FBI will be investigating after all. Their team will be led by Eliot Ness' grandsons, Bitter, Sad and Hopeless

A thought experiment. Imagine how our esteemed pundits would behave if Martin had come out after a draw and said he was disgusted that wasn't a pen.

I guess what sticks in Tom English's craw is that he has to write copy about a hand touching a ball that isn't shaped like an egg.

Radio Clyde phoning round the unis this morning for a physics professor to come on and draw a diagram on how a ball can't travel that far off a hand.

I dont know what the masonic version of excommunication is but Beaton's apron has to be on a shoogly peg.

Tavernier surely mentioned his syrup, didn’t he?

One thing to look forward to. That Starmer and Truss podcast is going to be an absolute banger.

Seems that Starmer's words at Cabinet this morning had the same effect as Thatcher's "I fight on, I fight to win" in Paris.

Just make sure you walk a pace behind the Admiral, like a good wee fox.

Anonymous sources suggesting that Danny Rohl needs to set out a timetable for an orderly transition to a new manager.

A moment’s reflection needed as we try to work out we will cope without the summertime comedy tradition that is Rangers in Champions League Qualifying.

I hereby rename this guy 'Captain Keech'

"...and maybe the first Charles would still be with us if he had built a great ballroom...."

"And it came to pass that for five full years he bore this watch in great discomfort, keeping it in his person as one keeps a treasured burden. And when he entrusted the watch unto me, saying, "Guard this, though the way be hard". Thus did I hide this stubborn watch in myself for two years more.."

So will Goodwin have anything to say about all that obvious family voting in, erm, Budapest?

If JD Vance takes any more Ls this week, he'll become a Welsh village.

Remember when Congress Republicans were clamouring for Lloyd Austin to be removed for the crime of not telling Biden he was in hospital.

This was pretty inevitable. Things didn’t go your way? Call us at the grievance factory and we can ship an alternative immediately.