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Oh my god I just got it. He’s a troll from Homestuck. The US president tweets like a troll from Homestuck. He even has One Of Those Typing Quirk Things they do. This explains so much.

Gonna make a parody of Semisonic’s “feeling strangely fine” but it’s “feeling predictably unwell”

The only doomscrolling I endorse is writing cryptic prophecies of fated calamity on rolls of paper

Madison continues to gather all weekend at the site of Corey Ruiz’s murder. It has been very peaceful & emotional. Last night after 1am a car attempted to drive through the barricade and hit people. Please be careful if you are there after dark.

Cried to Sunset Tree on my commute into work today. It was nice, or at least good somehow.

My parasocial dream is to one day have a normal-ass interaction with John Darnielle where we are both just going about our business and barely interact with each other beyond “excuse me”, “thank you”, “have a nice day” type shit

People have been really loud and active around the bathhouse ordinance, but this is essential work that doesn’t get the same of attention It’s not flashy, but it makes tangible actual improvements to city law including ensuring Minneapolis remains a safe haven for gender affirming care access 🧵

"It’s generations of broken promises, stolen resources, ignored rights, and a government that’s decided it can keep pushing until someone pushes back hard enough. The chiefs are telling you, loud and clear, that moment has arrived." #abpoli #cdnpoli

sometimes I think abt how if I don't wear earrings for a week I have to brutally re-penetrate my earlobe & I wonder abt fictional cyborgs & like, how they manage

Gas is $6, nobody can afford a house, and we just kicked starving people off SNAP so they now have to pay $8 for cereal. Why are we even doing this at all right now?

Fuck it, made my first comic since I was like 10 or something. This is RJ, short for Roadkill Jesus. They die a lot but they always get better!

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

This is me if you even care

I may be lactose intolerant but sometimes you need loaded potato soup and there’s no two ways about it. Thankful for lactase pills.

Tornado watch in Rochester rn so we’re all just chilling in the basement at work. You think if I ordered a pizza they would deliver it?

BAFTA pulling a trailer for an autobiographical game about surviving sexual assault only hours before it was said to be a part of a showcase is an exceptionally bad look.

It is being reported on the ground in Cuba that everyone on a ventilator at this hospital died overnight. As a Cuban, I'm devastated.

Zelensky on Venezuela: “About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you” Omg I love it.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Spoiling myself by putting antibiotic ointment and bandaids on all three of the cuts and scrapes on my hands

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After the AI bubble I hope the next bubble is Laser Tag. Laser tag arenas on every street corner. Blacklight lit battlefields propping up every sector of the economy. A one story building by the side of the highway called “Blast Zone: Pizza & Arcade” valued at $2.7 trillion

Do people just follow anyone and everyone? I’ve got 51 followers apparently. I feel like I would struggle to name 51 people I know personally in real life. It’s not like anything I’ve said here has gotten any traction, so what gives? Anyway guess I’m just venting at the internet now :/

Taking a short vacation from sleeping to spend all night feeling unhopeful and dejected. Hopefully with this I’ll be recharged in no time and ready to get back to the important work of not being conscious.