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Poor kid crashed into my window.

How do you satirize people for being terminally online, without doing it online?

My wife can only take a few minutes. The therapist charges one hundred dollars an hour. Mormons will stand there all night. Use this information as you will.

Happy mother's day.

Bacon, egg, and cheese.

Chorizo penne.

I was not proud of last gyro. To much store bought stuff. So the scratch gyro.

Steak kebabs.

Corned beef hash.

Perfect weather.

Salad yesterday. I can eat poutine today?

Banana muffins

Chicken Caesar salad.

Breakfast

Bangers and mash.

Lamb gyro

Bison, garlic potatoes, and sprouts.

Chicken parm, but only had mozzarella.

The suicide help line hung up on me.

The ultimate sandwich. The pork roll, egg and cheese. BLT.

Come to jerz and get jacked like Jill G.

My classic breakfast.

When someone asks about my drinking.

Me driving to work with a sheet of ice on my car.

These two.

:her listening to a true crime podcast :me we don't do it that way.

I had to update my phone number for my insurance (two factors). I spent an hour with a chat bot before I got a human. She fixed it in a minute and we talked dinner for ten. We need real contact.

It so cold the grill could barely brown the beef. Into the crockpot.

Pattie melt.

I'm glad we can say merry Christmas again. Can't afford it. Or have time to enjoy it.

Me and snixs have moved. ##caturday

Fuck, I need two of these.

Thee elusive hell cat!

With stew and cookies.

Oh there's no place like home for the holidays.

Dryer cat.

Hey good greens, I love your products. But, did you assemble a nasa level of engineers to come up with the worst container.

Strap on my ear goggles, and I'm ready to go.

open.spotify.com/track/1hR0fI...

And fuck Pete hegseth. I love turkey.

When they tell us to turn down that volume... I'm gonna bring that beat back. When they tell us to turn down that bass.. I'm gonna bring that beat back.when the tell us to turn off that funk, no... I'm gonna bring that beat back. When they tell us to shut the fuck up. I'M GONNA BRING THAT BEAT BACK!

Trump has enough money to go down to one his golf courses, throw everyone out, and play golf and eat McDonald's. He's either doing this to stay out of jail, or he is that much of a narcissist. Neither should be president.

Ok, I'm bored. Ranking podcasts. 1 The Majority Report @samseder.bsky.social 2 The Bulwark (Tim i don't see you) 3 The Damage Report @johniadarola.bsky.social 4 Medis Touch @meiselasb.bsky.social 5 David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social

The president of the United States can say "quiet piggy" to a journalist, but if you say it to ice you may wake up in foreign country. See were we are at.

I'm so sick of the epstein shit. Is there one guy in a brinks truck with a gun, holding boxes of documents and video, that no one has ever looked at. They are all in this.

We can help.

She approved of breakfast.

Are you at the make your own pet food level. I'm not sure if I'm being fancy, or just to poor to buy the garbage. It's a weird dynamic. All whole food. Meat, vegetables, and grain.

When you have to brute force your way through the auto complete on your search engine, to a story that should be trending. That is capital over labor.