Stolas Sniffer, Ozzie Smeller

If I were ever on the Spindlehorse merch team, this is what I’d do. Very cute settle designs. Red bow on tank for Vox and the little logo and hen Vox boxers that say this on the butt. Hire me pls ❤️

Spot the difference

Didn’t show you guys my Ethel Cain cosplay. She is coming to lvlup with me

Vassago is literally the sun to Stolas’ moon bruh

I like this lobster guy a lot bc he’s me at work. I can pretend I’m a cleaning helluva lobster now at work

I like to think stolas and Val hate each other because someone won an art contest and the loser has deemed them an enemy

Stolas’ excitement when finding out Millie’s pregnancy just makes me think about his reaction to finding out Octavia was on the way. He was probably so scared :(

#valentino kawaii

Val directing this and Vox having no clue its actually about Val’s frustrations why Vox wont love him disguised as a soap opera

Staticmoth is evil Stolitz and I just love them both so much

Stolas sacrificed his entire livelyhood, his powers, being able to see his daughter, his palace, EVERYTHING so blitz wouldnt die. I think stolas gets to go out and have fun rn actually

Uhhhhh

And then what if stolas keeps doing this and getting deeper into it and then Valentino- GUYS

Being a stolas and Valentino fan is like getting kicked in the shins and then shot

And if you hate me, please don’t tell me. Just let the lights bleed, all over me

Now I gotta defend stolas even more now fuck

Smiles and viv writing the best ep of the night I know that’s right

You wanna fuck me right now, You wanna see me on my knees, You wanna rip these clothes off And hurt me

Just remember everyone helluva is actually all an actor au and Stolitz are already married and this is just a show with them acting guys promise

Idk man I think Brandon yelling at a heckler does not need to still be talked about four days later idk

See but if that heckler was woman y’all wouldn’t be coddling them like this. I’m tired of men always getting coddled.

Anyways while the fandom argues here’s some selfies

I hope the people who threw a fit about notes about the commentary feel stupid. I hope the feel ashamed and dumb af

Don’t ask Vox or Alastor how they felt about women’s suffrage bc they might just show u these and go, “oh we suffered alright!”

this kinda...happened 💕 #hazbinhotel #niffty

I know I have to move away from twitter but man

Makes me think how Val would torture employees with Russian roulette but there’s a bullet in every chamber but only one has the angelic one

Ppl upset about the hazbin commentary but there’s a reason why viv picked Skye to help write Hazbin and not you ❤️❤️❤️

The crew confirming Vox is homophobic I love when I’m right

I am so excited to get paid next week so I can buy some books :3

I say one silly thing on Twitter and now ppl think I’m a hater

THEY. ARE. A. FAMILY.

Two sisters go to a concert 🩶💜 #Helluvaboss

LOOK. SHUSH. #hazbinhotel #vox #valentino #staticmoth #voxval

Vax playing in the rain with mami. Vox watching from the window and seeing Val happy in the rain and vax laughing

Verosika will always be the fourth Vee in my heart ❤️

The hellaverse but they’re actually Appalachian cryptids hiding in the mountains

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvalentino

Thank y’all for the recs :3 I have some I also found that I wanna read. Knockemstiff, Seed, Brutes, and Pew are also on my list! If that gives y’all more ideas of what I’m looking for :3

They are so cute stop

Oh to find Americana literature that uses poverty as the horror concept.

How staticmoth looks at the employees before they kill them

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelvalentino #valentino