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Michael Keatooooon🎉

Hey! I just took action to stop a bill in Ohio that bans drag and could even label women in sports bras as felons. We need to stop this government overreach now! Speak up and join the movement here: a.allout.org/s/WKpb8/

Dear Diary~ You hold my thoughts and feelings, put into words for my own peace of mind. You couldn't be more personal to me. If you are ever read aloud on the floor of the Senate, my own words used against me by a lawless petty and inept tool, may the hand that stole you wither and rot. XOXOXO

Is it petty (or illegal) to find one of those community news-local websites and post pics of the truck with no placard parked vertically in the blue spaces?

One for the gratitude list: I have finally just about aged into the abundance of turquoise-colored clothes I wear😆

Agree- shooting someone's dog is a domination move. They would've raped her if they thought they'd get away with it. Anything to tear people down, assert dominance and deny human dignity. I want to believe they will never have another day of peace.

I want to get high like I haven't eaten for a week, and that brain-on-drugs fried egg was any drug you care to name. I want to eat that egg. And all I did- addicts will understand- ALL I did was to have twice the caffeine starting my day. *sigh* Making a gratitude list...🙄 💙

I come up with weird food combos when I'm hungry- just looked for sweet potato and peanut butter recipes, and the ether is FULL of them. Apparently, I am late to the party. Or quite early, bc that is some fr sweater weather food. Is gonna be so good...

Why can't I just have the calories in 100g chickpeas? What do you mean *with* the liquid? Am I drinking the liquid from a can of chickpeas? A pois chiches apéro? Has anyone in the history of life used the liquid from freaken chickpeas? I just want a number.

Bunny in the backyard unfazed by big dogs next door. It's kind of wild that bunnies comprehend fences when they themselves can generally disregard them as barriers.

Come for the coincidental lulz, stay for the win :)

www.msn.com/en-us/news/u... This. This is the sort of thing I can't have a civil conversation about. This is when talk is no longer appropriate.

Like South Korean women. BTW they got rid of their shitty president and put his ass in jail. We need to be more like South Korea. A LOT more!

www.msn.com/en-us/news/c... I find the humanization of ICE agents as described in this article staggering from the perspective of everything I've ever seen of their actions. I think the Acting Assistant Secretary's POV tells us all what the definition of Bis is. (aBismal?) s/ns 🏵️

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I am practicing radical acceptance of my face. This Ms.-stache is not going anywhere. It is my freak flag, in that I refuse to waste another day feeling like a freak for living in a mammal's body. (Plus, whenever I remember that my appearance is a middle finger to the patriarchy it makes me grin.)

I remember I sat down on my bed and cried so hard that all 5 of our beautiful cats hopped up to climb on me. Cats are empathic and sympathetic. I miss them so much but for one sweet old girl who's waiting for me to be her heated pillow. Love to all.

It occurs to me that frosting is the gravy of cake. 🎂🍰🍩

The next time you're cutting up jalapenos, cut them so that the pith is left intact. Knock the seeds off and simmer in just enough veggie broth to cover a bag of baby carrots. When the carrots are fork tender, ditch the piths and hit it with a stick blender. Soup base!

I just broke open a *new roll a'nickels!!!* (Would be a funny thing to say if it was already established that inflation has driven the price of an opinion up from two cents.)

It makes me sad to wish harm on people. But a few are hurting so many. Nearly no one actually hates trans people- they are just an easy target because their numbers are few. It's a distraction *and* a way to begin to shift the brutality to citizens- teaching us to fear being othered by the gov't.

Seeing Brendan Fraser on the cover of AARP is like finding a white hair in my Hanes💀💀💀

Tried a different brand of mouthwash because it was on sale. Bad news, ya'll- mint has an ass. 🫤

GD PCP didn't warn me about tachyphylaxis. I just spent 3 weeks doing "my own research"🙄 trying to figure out whether I got a bad batch of fluoxetine or what. I don't want to feel feelings, damn it- I thought I made that clear🫣

Cold af but can't or don't care to cook: Unapologetically Midwestern Chili can of black beans " chili beans " spicey diced tomatoes cup of frozen corn chopped green pepper 3 to 1 ratio chili powder and cumin- Tbsp/tsp Heat to a boil then simmer and stir 10 mins or as long as you like. That's it.

Watching Best in Show for the obvious sad reason- had to pause to say with love for Catherine O'Hara I also love Jennifer Coolidge. It's forever like she parodies the bimbo archetype but humanizes her with a little love and understanding and 3D.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=de0W... what the fuck- what the fuck. what the fuck.

"America's new top health diplomat is Bethany Kozma." Yet another utterly unqualified garbage person. I keep thinking I can't get any more disgusted. What is Bluesky policy on wishing someone vaginal hemorrhoids?

Twice googled old friends, twice found obits. Don't wait to reconnect💔😣

TOPFAM- turning off politics for a moment🤘 Band Names: All I need now is musical talent 1. The Last Surviving Member of the Ramones 2. Teen Jesus Heartthrob 3. Rictus 4. The Rick-Rolls 5. Ask A Llama 6. The Melodious Hum 7. Anti-bellum Add your band names😄!