Laugh or go crazy

Besides stalkers, is anyone actually paying to use "Classmates" ? How is it still in business? Lots of stalkers or nostalgia?

And while we're at it, Nebraska can go fuck all the way off, too. Your shithole state is supported by California. #Nebraska #Trump #SanDiego #LosAngeles

We've reached the tipping point, friends! Be safe, everyone!

No, I don't want Kamala, either.

Today I'll never forget that our country lies to us on a daily basis to our own detriment. I'll never forget that we are fighting wars for oil. I'll never forget that our country will use our young men and women to do it, and then let the wounded suffer in silence.

"But... But... Look at this heartfelt tribute I created with AI in just a few minutes to showcase their legacy of artistry and integrity".

We're almost there. The tipping point has been reached.

Goddamnit, the wrong 80 year old, twice in as many days. Rest easy, Tim. #Timcurry

Did we ever get a consensus why the man from mars was eating cars, and why’s he switched to guitars? #rapture

Anyone checked in on James Carville this morning? How's that homie doing?

So, we've established Wi-Fi can now be used to surveil EVERYONE with terrifying accuracy, even those not using a device. Is it starting to make sense why these data centers are being built everywhere? Have you figured it out yet?

THIS 👇 HERE.......

I think we've fried our brains. I write a very concise, brief email that has no inconsistencies or vagueness, and every time I have to answer another email confirming. I think AI summaries are making us all unable to comprehend even the simplest of concepts. Scary shit.

I had salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes... really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce...and cheese. FINE, it was a pizza. I ate a pizza.

So we just can’t trust any of the food supply right now am I right America?

The internet is going to be cruel today and I’m here for it.

We will have whole generations of people who won't be able to create anything - they're going to just have AI do it all for them, and with that, everything will look, feel and sound the same. Creativity is dead.

Maybe a shit take, but Bernie's judge of character hasn't been so great: Platner, Gillum, Steyer, Cenk, Tulsi, Fetterman... He's either not fully vetting these people or he has people feeding him bad intel.

What’s the AI business model? Here, use it for free, get addicted/dependent on it, now we’re gonna charge you for it in a subscription you’ll barely notice at first, but then the price goes up more. Just like a drug dealer.

Fellow Gen-Xers I implore you - please hide your Venmo transaction activity.

I feel like the whole Ninja commercial line is a fraud. Shouldn’t these products be… quiet? Like you hardly know it’s there? My Ninja blender sounds like a jet taking off.

Can he just fucking stroke out before the 4th? Please.

This aged like milk. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/3/...

Are we sure he signed the actual papers and not a subscription to Netflix?

So, this is Trump's "14 points of submission" ?

What has the internet really done for you? Convenience? Maybe. It's also giving you and your children anxiety, poor sleep and detachment from real relationships and is designed to make you feel powerless and afraid. Currently, over 57% of the internet content is produced by bots.

If you're only posting AI Slop images trying to be "funny" I'm unfollowing and blocking you.

Apparently there's no good alternatives to Roku - You've got Google (CEO is a Trumper), Amazon (Bezos, also a Trumper) and Apple TV (Tim Cook was a Trumper) and NVidia (Also a Trump supporter!) I hate it here.

So MAGA is falling all over their dicks in hand because Trump somehow "ended the war" that he started for no apparent reason and we got totally screwed in the deal? Yeah, fuck you MAGA.

"it'll be signed on Sunday" is Donald's "The check is in the mail" for us poors.

Honestly, who the fuck is still using Instagram and Facebook with all the AI slop bullshit posted 24-7?

When you realize AI has already solved all the world’s problems in its head, it just doesn’t care to help us.

Ad: “Three things you should never leave on your kitchen counter” Clicks article. How would you like to pay for this subscription?

Why do all of Trump's military campaigns have names you'd see in bad 80's war movie soundtracks?

You know, I think at one time the legitimate markets would react to actual news briefings, real things and not tweets from a deranged nutjob. Every week. This isn't how a normal market should function and it's a free for all. Nothing good will come of this.

Boycott every artist, celebrity that took part in the MET Gala. The billionaire circle-jerk while the world burns.

Fuck the MET Gala and everyone who participated. #Metgala

Maybe Trump was in restaurant and heard someone say, "86 Lobster!" from the back and thinks it means to kill the lobster.

iPhone: update available! Update now or later? Me: later! iPhone: enter your passcode! Me: enters passcode iPhone: now read these terms and conditions! No you have to scroll them all. iPhone at 6am: we were unable to update. Try again.

So, the rally that just happened to be televised, to the correspondents dinner where he hadn’t gone in years…. Hmm

"This is an important thing to think about."

Phone: Update Available! Now or Later. Me: Later Phone: Give me the fucking passcode asshole!

Can another country do to us what we did to Venezuela? Soon?

Hard to believe those astronauts came back here willingly.

I feel like Covid set us all up to handle 2026 better. Disappointments, daily outrage, corruption, failure and shit human beings.

BLUE MAGA is out in force today. At least they're slowly realizing Swalwell is a sleaze, wish they'd realize Kamala isn't a viable candidate anymore.

Call out the hypocrisy of Republicans, but hold your own accountable. Doing the right thing can be hard sometimes.