Meaty Urologist

At some point it’s time to stop asking them about the thing and start asking them about the lying itself

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

Completely hallucinating his own reality while destroying ours.

IDGAF how slow a hockey game is, the broadcast should never drift into GOLF TALK 🤬 looking at YOU, Panger. @tntsportsus.bsky.social

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret with Big Naturals.

Two sturdy old birds grimly duck under police tape stretched across a Cotswolds lane “What’ve we got, Dez?” : #Britbox

Name a more evergreen media hype cycle than the bloom of the corpse flower 🪷 you can't.

This is the unkindest time of year, to read the headline "3 Senators who could be dealt before the deadline" with a flash of hope and joy, only to realize...shit.

As stated 😣 #DavidLynch

We only get so many shooting stars in a lifetime #BobUecker

“You’ll be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits:

Big ups, to Mr. Quick for a west-coast SO 🙌 just another jaw-dropping crease performance from Quickie, whose numbers just ridiculously defy his years. #backbone #NYR #Blueshirts #NHL