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Jesus Christ, if you don’t stop talking about guy’s butts Mr President, I swear I am going to turn straight.

Economy is so bad, I can’t even afford the razor blades to put in the candy this year.

When BlueSky doesn't like my posts

Oh no! What are you doing Wolfman! You can’t eat chocolate!

BlueSky now has iPad support in the app. But let’s be honest, real ones already made a shortcut to run the website as an app.

‘Wicker’ stars Alexander Skarsgård as a man made entirely of wicker, complete with a rock-hard wicker dick. But what about splinters? Bacteria? Degradation? Would it be advisable, from a sexual-health perspective, to mount a basket dick? We asked a gynecologist: vulture.visitlink.me/DNQwX5

I wasn't going to lend you my key cards in the first place, you loser! #Nintendo

Oooh. The second episode of new #MST3K has a Coronet short. I love shorts. They’re comfy and easy to riff!

Would you like to watch a movie with David Carradine in the loinest of loincloths? No singing the praises of pants this time when #MST3K The #Rifftrax Experiments continues today with Roger Cormen’s Deathsport.

MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments ep. 2 is DEATHSPORT and it'll be available for purchase tomorrow, Friday Oct. 23! IF you're a Kickstarter backer, you (hopefully) just got it. Check your mail! Hope you enjoy.

Universes Beyond sucks. It’s not Magic. It’s destroying the infrastructure of the game. I have been very consistent on this.

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but, uh we will have moviesign again on Friday when Deathsport becomes the 2nd #MST3K #RiffTrax Experiment.

If you need me, you're gonna have to bring the condoms and lube.

What this promises is a way to easily clone and modify other people’s products. One of the main problems? AI-powered, cloned software often has bugs that the person using the AI doesn’t understand or know how to fix, but they're unleashing into the world anyway.

I easily can disavow the Brotherhood of Steel. #Fallout

Before and while talking to a #femboy, take deep breaths to stay relaxed and cool.

Microsoft would really like for you to trade in your #XBOX. You know… if you aren’t using it or anything. 🎮

Mind the haggard look, I’m not feeling well. #election #voted #houston #texas

Troye Meets World is a drum-and-bass backed hyperpop song about bisexual sex. 🎶

I am to the point I don’t even see the giraffe anymore, maaaan.

Nope. Nuh-uh. Get outta here with this Dad Joke. Should call it Specter Sauce.

Just letting you guys know that you can also give me $250,000 and I will also not give you a flying car at any point in the future.

Forty Love is a queer tennis thriller with a gory turn

Wind is pretty strong tonight making the 60 degrees feel like 53. How this happened like right after yet another steamy summer night last night is a mystery.

Me when I came out

Lexington, Massachusetts, ranked as best small city for 2026 according to StudyFinds, a website that essentially exists to sell you shit. Well, apparently they just got in a whole stock of Rad X and Rad Away, because are we just going to ignore all the feral ghouls that will live there? #Fallout

By election day, I'll have lived in #Texas and #Houston specifically for 13 years. Abbott has been Governor for the last 12. He's declared war on her cities. He's allowed Musk and Trump to sully her land. And he cares not for her people. Hinojosa is not perfect. But let's let her at least try.

Now look, I’m 48, single, and a homo. But I know a dysfunctional family when I see one.

Dear @bsky.app, is there a limit on how many people I can block for posting AI? Asking for a me.

While they call him Talafreako and Low T Talarico, I just use their actual title: Formerly Indicted and Impeached #Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton. I was raised to be respectful.

Both Talarico and Hinojosa have dropped vocalizing support for transgendered folks. Early voting starts next week in #Texas on the 19th. They still have time to fix this in a meaningful way that will make a vote in favor of them easier than merely a vote against worse people.

romance.blackwhiskercult.com I don’t know why I’m doing this. Probably because I didn’t want to do the kink one?

I don’t know if taking a 15 minute survey reminding me how generally unhappy and unsatisfied I am with life was worth the $8 they gave me.

I haven’t played Magic the Gathering since um, let’s go with March of the Machines. So it’s no surprised I went 0-3 tonight in Reality Fracture draft. I was trying some kind of Selesnya midrange that either won by built up fliers or card advantage. It won some games, but not matches.

Something has jacked up the #Houston #Metro 40 so bad that two hours will pass before a bus goes by southbound on the south side of town. That is four missing busses. I sure hope someone sent out a search party.

Is it still Banned Books Week? It is! Well how about that? I bought myself the 75th anniversary edition of A Diary of a Young Girl. Reading Anne Frank when I was in the 3rd grade influenced my own writing as you can tell in my novel Later, Skater, a book that would likely be banned as well.

Join Cambot, Tom Servo, Tom Servo, and Crow like you haven’t seen them in decades when they riff Sting of Death. Available now! #mst3k #rifftrax 🎥

Troye Sivan wants you to be FF. Fucking Forever. 🎶

It’s almost time to do the jellyfish! #MST3K: The #Rifftrax Experiment comes out tomorrow.

#NintendoSwitchOnline members! From Oct 9 at 10am PT to Oct 15 at 11:59pm PT, you can download and try the full Hello Kitty Island Adventure game at no additional cost. Learn more: ninten.do/6014aoJsk

age yourself with a childhood crush

Greg Abbott has spent about $81 million on TV and digital ads since the start of September. No one deserves a record fourth term as Gov. of #Texas.

#DreamCon will be back in #Houston for a 3rd year in a row. This time they're taking it to Juneteenth! Come celebrate gaming, anime, sports, film, music & pop culture while fostering inclusivity and a sense of belonging. They amplify under-repped voices and do it big. www.dreamconvention.com

"Several Texas districts signed large contracts with Bookmarked, a “book intelligence” company that helps schools screen their library materials and decide if they comply with state law." So we're gonna ban books and give fat contracts to companies to find out which ones? Of course we are!

I don’t want to alarm any of you, but this Friday, October 9th, on my birthday… WE’VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!

It Only Takes One. Invest 92L has a high chance of becoming something tropical. But for whom? And how bad?

So called “look back” laws have provided windows for victims of child sex abuse to come forward as adults. It takes time to realize what happened was what happened. These laws are enacted at the State level currently. Perhaps we should consider a Federal one?

Former Speaker of the House, Dennis Hastert has died. He was a completely awesome guy and only had just a wee bit of controversy causing him to fall from grace I’m sure it was nothing at all related to our current state of things.