Jamón Bagel

Jamón Bagel

@bluegodzilla.bsky.social

Intergalactic Fashion Pirate I love yelling GO when you clearly have no chance.

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In this crowded world,the surfer can still seek and find the perfect day, the perfect wave, and be alone with the surf, his thoughts, 17 kooks on foamies, half a dozen sociopathic local rippers, an off duty cop bailing his SUP, and that one bodysurfer with the weird car.

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

you people will never make me care about Maine, a fictional setting stephen king invented to sell airport paperbacks that has become an in-joke for east coasters who don't want to say where they really went on vacation. i'd rather debate who will best represent Narnia's interests in the senate

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my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy

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Jamón Bagel@bluegodzilla.bsky.social

Instead of updates on individual Supreme Court rulings, just give me a boilerplate phrase like “Supreme Court continues to dismantle the Constitution by blindly rubber stamping latest authoritarian initiative.”

Instead of updates on individual Supreme Court rulings, just give me a boilerplate phrase like “Supreme Court continues to dismantle the Constitution by blindly rubber stamping latest authoritarian initiative.”

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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world. Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO

“I don’t hate my fellow man! Even when he’s tiresome and surly, and tries to cheat at poker. I figure that’s just the human material, and him that finds any cause for anger or dismay is just a fool for expecting better.” -B. Scruggs

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