Sheepwrecked

I should probably make this more apparent, if anyone wants art from me I take commissions/post MOST of my art into a telegram group. Some of my art trickles down to bluesky but not all ! Go check it out if you want more unposted stuff!

Saw wild wood and hm. Big year for animated coyotes!

let you by dev lemons god damn

writing a letter to my local grocery store to forbid them from selling me any more 2 pound buckets of hummus

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shout out to all the people in my life who don't know shit like who clavicular is or what the mormon lego mafia was, thank u for being normal

Oh well if you're so tough why don't you make me a dozen flat bread and feed me hummus until I can't get up, idiot, bet you won't

JetSetZine 2026 The big day at the old airfield, many creatures and aircrafts alike Thank you Teji for letting me get involved and thank you to all who lent me their fursonas for this piece 🙏 Check out the other entries 👉 @jetsetzine.bsky.social

Sitting back against a wall and bouncing a tennis ball annoyingly loudly against the opposite wall for roughly two to three hours what if i ran... a furry delta green campaign

(browsing the popular with friends tab) damn my friends fucking love piss

not to brag but i just got the gold medal in being dyslexic and spelling ubiquitous right on the first try 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🐑🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

cutting slices of bread in half before i toast them to trick my body into thinking its getting two slices of toast

shrimple and clean

Sandwich was so good... Turkish bread toasted in olive oil with Spread with hummus, Crumbled falafel Caramalized onions + garlic deglazed with balsamic + sugar Lettuce Drizzled with honey .. what else could I throw on this to elevate it, Feta? Halloumi? Cucumber maybe? 🤔

me and who

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WE DID IT! Thank you @janksalot.bsky.social @bluescale.bsky.social @kazjester.bsky.social @dratty.bsky.social and Swatcher!

this sheep ↘️⬇️↙️ ➡️🐑⬅️ ↗️⬆️↖️ just ate so much naan falafel hummus and hot suace

good morning to Pepsi ONLY

everyones arts been so good lately ... im enthusiastic to push my work into weird places nobody cares about 😤

i cannot wait to post like 20 fucking goddamn sheep here

authors write about their fetishes, this is fault the thing im writing doesn't have a single pressurized 40 gallon drum of massaman curry connected to a hose anywhere in the text

after a series of 1000-1300 calorie days i had a small Red Rooster meal for lunch and i think i could just eat another 10 of them NGL

the new dev lemons 👀👀👀👀

You walk into the kitchen to see me performatively mashing a huge pot of potatoes. I turn and gesture "yo" with the masher at you as you enter launching molten potato down perfectly into a hole in my crocs. You can tell its burning my toes but I keep insisting in louder angrier tones im "Fine"

playback by NIEVE starts playing, muffled from the other room.

Stepping into the shower I turn the tap on but I'd forgotten I'd set it to the handheld wand, blasting myself in the face with ice water. I scream and stumble, knocking over then stepping on a shampoo bottle exploding grapefruit scented goo on my legs as NIEVE - Playback comes over my phone speakers

Walking out of the bathroom I toss my phone onto the sofa so I will remember to charge it. My throw is absolute dogshit and the phone hits a cushion and bounces sideways cartwheeling off into a bowl of oatmeal on the low set coffee table as Playback - Nieve comes on my youtube red playlist

You watch me tamping ground espresso into a portafilter only to have my hand slip, spilling it all over myself and the kitchen floor as the first 4 bars of NIEVE - Playback come over my youtube playlist

You walk into the living room and I spin around in my gamer chair to face you but I put a bit too much juice into my little spin and before i can stop it i've spun completely around, tangling up my headphones which unplug playing NIEVE - playback loudly into the awkward silence

Thin enough to fit into clothes from normal stores and fat enough to look fucking terrible in all of them i hate dietingggg

tangentially related to this a guy once fully crashed out in my dms because hanna barbera was american so foreigners shouldnt draw it