Blythe Renay

Less toilet humor in #Borderlands4 does not mean NO toilet humor in Borderlands 4, and GenIVIV is proof of that. 🤣

Went to the Vacaville Art Gallery this weekend where two of @katrinauch.bsky.social’s pieces are currently on display. Undertow — the floating corpse of @blytherenay.com — is particularly appropriate for this time of year.

A TV show where Tim Robinson learns to dance: So You Think You Should Leave

How I spent last weekend, and will spend the next 2 weekends as well! If you're in #KansasCity come check out Dark Forest at Powell Gardens!!

Coach Z auditions for his first Broadway musical: 🎶I really need this jorb. Please God, I need this jorb. I hope I get this joooooooorb!!!🎶

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Curious if anyone who has experienced imposter syndrome (and whomst among us has not??), felt it largely go away at some point. And if so, was there something that triggered it? Also, how old were you?

I forgot about a frozen meal in my purse last week, so I had to spend the day de-spaghettifying my purse organizer, makeup bag, etc. Do not recommend.

Am I the only one who thought "fiat" was just a kind of car, and didn't realize it's also a word worth a meaning?

Everyone is making fun of Ed Sheeran's white tears, but it's much worse than that. He talked for 10 minutes after that and his voice never wavers once. He's fucking PRETENDING to cry. Yeet this man into the sun.

God, I hate football season. My whole house is stressed out while idiots in the neighborhood celebrate touchdowns or whatever with fireworks. So fucking stupid.

Everyone wish @professorshyguy.bsky.social a happy birthday! Best partner I could never have imagined.

I got a cat door to put in our window so the cats can go out to the catio. And of course, we can lock it when we don't want them out there. Except my little bowling ball of a gray boy figured out how to SLAM his way through it in the locked setting. So now we refer to him as the cattering ram.

Nothing like a good night's rest ruined by nightmares about an ex showing up, aliens trying to abduct me via Discord (?!), and the girl who currently can't keep my name out of her mouth. NO, YOU'RE STRESSED!!

Nothing like a little retail therapy that ALSO benefits your friends' silly little horror parody musicals. Did I NEED a purse designed like bat wings and Betsy Johnson spider earrings? Fuck you, yes I did.

I don't want to brag, but a Trader Joe's JUST OPENED TODAY like 6 minutes away from my house.

A coffee shop that only plays Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedys, Suicidal Tendencies, and the like. Punky Brewsters

I need the universe to chill. I'm tired.

Look, I don't want to brag, but I watched a play today and the guy that played Al Borland was like 4 rows away from me...

So, I was doing a musical and haven't followed up on this post, but we've been fostering Clove for the last 2 months!! Now help me get her adopted through @kcpetproject.bsky.social 💜💜💜 kcpetproject.org/animal-detai...

Why don't we all call Cybertruck owners Cybercucks?

When I check the men's bathroom at work, I knock really loudly in case anyone is still in there. And then I say, "HelloooooOOO? New neighbors??? I made you a pie!"

I'm literally doing it RIGHT NOW thinking that I already posted something like this at some point. Omg, it's just anxiety, for sure. 🤣

Is there a word for when you finish a conversation and then your brain spirals thinking that you've ALREADY told that person the thing/story/witty quip that you said to them at some point in the not-so-distant past? The Germans must have a word for this or something. Is it just called anxiety?

I can't recommend this enough!! We absolutely loved it. If it's near you, it's SO worth it! Don't think about it, just go.

During a discussion about SapphicCon in a work meeting: Coworker: What's Sapphicom? Managing Director: Sapphic. Con. Coworker: What does sapphic mean? The entire room pauses. Me: ... Lesbians. Coworker: Oh, hell yeah!

I loathe an audition room where no one talks to you but the pianist.

I was driving to work and looked over to see someone giving me the Vulcan salute! I think it's the first time I've ever seen anyone notice the Star Trek decal that's been on my car for 15 years. How fun!

It's one of those angry, i-should-updats-my-resume kind of days.

Am I going to get a call from HR if I google the word "glizzy"?

Unlocking new holds in class! Getting stronk!!!

Is there a higher compliment than your 23 year old sister telling you that your outfit "eats"??? 😭😭😭

I just signed up for a meeting about being a dog foster. I'm nervous! Why am I nervous???

Is there an account on here that's aggregating the posts that are like... silly stories? On IG they always show me the beginning of posts like this to get me to join Threads, but I'm not gonna do that. I just want to read stories of weird situations or funny anecdotes. Help!

A migraine WHILE I'm on my period seems like cruel and unusual punishment.

I'm going to lose my mind if I see another AI event poster. They're all the same, and they're all TERRIBLE. It makes me so angry!!!

Monday is normally one of my days off, but today I'm working 3 jobs back to back. Send caffeine.

People are truly awful, and I just want this whole debacle to be over. I've cried, I've yelled, I've cried some more. And all because I found a dog who needed help, and I didn't walk away.

Holy shit, the first episode dropped. WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE FIRST EP OF SEASON 2 DROPPED?!?!?! #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast

Too much crying this morning, so we went on a photo shoot at work to distract from life.

#7

Today was really hard.

It's been a long fucking week, and I don't work on Mondays.

"Pets are personal property" is a fucked up sentence, and I hope I never hear it again.

I girl bossed so hard today.

Fun night at the Professor Shyguy show at The Rino! @sunshinenhurcns.bsky.social @professorshyguy.bsky.social @blytherenay.com

If you're in KC, come see the Pride parade I'm throwing on my eyelids tonight!!! And like watch me and @professorshyguy.bsky.social play our show or whatever. All ages!!!