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Just heard a podcast is being turned into a tv series. That's always good news! More people should do that. Or the same people should do it with more podcasts!

I haven't felt this optimistic about an upcoming election since, uh, you know, Harris was the, uh, I mean, wait

Hey regular age people - say the thing or don't say the thing but you have no legal obligation to include "as the kids say."

Undercover cop manning a fruit stand to take down another fruit stand in the market that sells illegal drugs. A chase ensues. The fruit stands smash through cars.

Having a therapist that's in it for the plot might be a good thing actually if you're boring

Do they still do the Presidential Physical Fitness Award stuff? Probably not, huh?

Shane Gillis sucks. A very popular feelgood tv show also called women whores in this most recent season for (checks notes) showing up at a restaurant and showing up at a wake.

They should Just fucking make the Werewolf Bar Mitzvah movie.

I know he's just wishing out loud that cities in California would shut up, but he's trying to signal Iran to do it. Iran. Who he started a war with. They're not trying to do you a solid, bro. Is it more ego than mushed up old man brains or no? I mean it's both obviously. But it's so much of both.

Out: too to and two In: was and were

I had a sandwich today that if this were the Twitter era, I'd tell you all about. It was a really good sandwich.

Anyone have any leads on the best non-smash burger in LA?

ACAB and everything, so who do I call to report someone saying they went down a "rabbit hold"

If the show Sheriff Country isn't about a town that is all sheriffs, what are we doing?

Just read a bit of news that said "JARRED PEPPERS RECALLED OVER PEST CONTAMINANT" and thought Jared Peppers was a guy in charge of pest contaminants. Perhaps in an elected position. The news has melted my brain, I guess. And it wasn't super shelf stable to start.

Whoever makes a "turn off ai and keep it off" button for websites will make more money than companies that make ai.

Clanker: I'm pretend but I speak for the pharmacy. How can I help? Me: sigh. Tell me your lunch hours C: this pharmacy doesn't close for lunch Me: No. It does. I know it does C: Let me correct myself. The lunch hours are 12:30-1:30. Anything else I can do to help? Me: sigh finis

Hollywood hasn't recovered from a movie being called Mank.

We don't take pictures of random passersby or yall mother fuckers would be looking at a guy whose aesthetic was a Just Some Guy costume. Tight indigo blue jeans. Too-big short-sleeve button-down. Wool cap. Poirot mustache. Walking along with arms behind his back. No chalance given.Perfection.

AI companies vs Trump is a real Aliens vs Predator situation

What the fuck Is this world

If you're not promoting your studio movie together on a press tour, are you really even friends?

Tilda Swinton as James Bond or who cares

This grocery store shopper just shook the vitamins in the bottle as if checking their freshness

Remember the early days of the internet when you had to dress up to go online and it was by appointment only

Trump: well let's just rename it the USS Baberham Lincoln. That ought to fix everything. What's next?

The relief I felt when the terrible AI finally relented and agreed to transfer me to a human person, then the bad prequel energy when instead I landed with an old automated system. At least it registered my call's purpose. Or so I thought. It sent me to a real person who needed all the info anew.

There's something so wholesome in phone calls with my mom where she goes "Oh!" and updates me on which cousins are nonbinary.

If just 5 million of you PayPal'd me a dollar, I'd be able to buy Pee-wee Herman's house. Please donate and RT!

They should remake Clue with the cast of The Thrilling Adventure Hour.

If you start your podcast proudly proclaiming that it's made by humans, maybe don't cut directly to an ad for ai.

Her song Blue Smoke is great, in case you're interested

Dolly donated 300 million books in her lifetime. Jolene only donated 6 million.

Remember that movie Brones about those skeletons trying to get laid?

Whoever invented this or that is probably fucking rich or beloved

Jon Ossoff looks like if Tom Holland were midway through animorphing into John Hamm

Hey how dead is Mitch McConnell right now?

We're maybe two years away from celebrities having to do Double Dare to promote their movies.

There's simply nothing funnier than an executive being interrupted by the thing he's promoting.

Can't stop thinking of how it would have felt if they had blown the plane out of the sky and then we found out Trump was still alive. Holy shit. Thank goodness they were just fucking with him. I'd never get over it

A problem with writing sometimes is when the hard part is figuring it out, then you figure it out, you still have to write it. Like. Fine. I guess.

This is somehow super embarrassing for Dan Aykroyd but no big deal for Tom Hanks youtu.be/pT_QRKfv8H4?...

Was milk and Pepsi a thing outside of Laverne and Shirley?