Bob Evan

I like showing the whole shopping mall how not racist I am.

I’m 5 foot 6, I’ll fight anybody!!

My commentary and sense of humor can ruin any social occasion.

I was told that I needed to channel my inner tribal warlord today.

She had some big wide meaty skidmarks made of haemorrhoid cream in her panties

My name is Bob but all my friends call me Buttfinger.

I miss the good ol’ days of being spit roasted by the IRS and USAID.

Few things are as satisfying as pressure washing skidmarks off the porcelain on the inside of the toilet bowl.

I’m looking for an older, mature strong independent woman with no kids or crazy ex, or current boyfriends. Must like boxed wine and kitty cats. .. no psychotic borderline personality types please.

I would gladly pay Tren De Arugula $1000 a month so I can live in my own house, I’ll even be happy to pay more taxes for USAID to give away just so long as I can have the DC establishment bureaucracy of Epstein and Diddy friends back in power. .. I can’t take anymore of Cheeto Hitler.

I wonder how many more Boca burgers I’m going to have to eat before I start lactating. 🤔

I have to give credit where credits is due. I never thought I’d see this day yet here we are. History will remember the downfall of #USAID as a massive step towards bringing down the DC organised criminal syndicate of Rep&Dem goons we’ve had screwing us over and selling us out for decades.

OMG!! #USAID is being shoahed! 😳

He who controls the Epstein and Diddy details controls the political establishment and Hollywood.

These Nazis have been emboldened by Cheeto Hitler

These right wing #nazis are becoming bolder and bolder thanks to Cheeto #Hitler

My friends call me “Boner”.

While Indian and Chinese kids have been at school learning about language, mathematics, science and technology and while Russian kids have been learning how to operate an AK47 and march in the snow, your kids have been at school learning how to connect with their inner gender unicorn.

The year is 2030 and your CBDC digital wallet has been turned off and you’ve lost your career. All your friend’s and family’s social credit score ratings will be reduced if they fail to socially ostracise you for holding onto hateful and outdated pedophobic attitudes.

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Section 242 of Title 18 of the federal code makes it a crime for a public official acting in their official capacity to willfully deprive a person of their constitutional rights. www.wnd.com/2024/12/orwe...

Time for another dinduocalypse

Putin never called me no racist White nationalist supremacist terrorist.

New pickup line ~ Hey baby, let me do to your butthole what an iOS update does to an iPhone battery.

“Preemptive pardon” is just a fancy way of saying obstruction of justice.

Who wants to come over and snort a few rails and reenact scenes from Rocky 4 with grandma?

Hey I know! Let’s go fight Ivan and the Persians so that a handful of corrupt assholes inside the beltway are never held accountable for their crimes 😃

Today I arranged to go meet a escort at her place for an incall. As soon as she opened the door I told her I needed the toilet and that it was urgent, then I went and left an absolute warship floating in her toilet. I didn’t flush, I walked out, told her she I changed my mind and dashed 😂🤣😂

But, but, but muh NAZIS 😂🤣😂

I was baffled why every country sends so much money to Israel so often & why Israel has the support of western politicians & political parties then I remembered that Israeli intelligence operates child sex rings which have compromised the western political establishment and now it all makes sense.

Simpletons should open a CRT book and educate themselves. There’s no such THING as antisemitism. For this mythical so called antisemitism to exist requires prejudice + power. By definition a gentile CANNOT be antisemitic as they hold no structural power or privilege over jewish people *gigglesnort*

Until those inbred hicks in the trailer park relinquish their grip of power on the institutions such as the news & entertainment media, academia, big tech, the legal system, lobbyists groups, and the financial institutions of the world they can only be known as oppressors.

Imagine putting yourself into MASSIVE DEBT to afford the opportunity to regurgitate state approved curriculum to an unwashed professor AND (this is the best part) believing you’re smarter than everybody else 😂🤣😂

Instead of sterilising themselves wouldn’t it just be easier if they just kept their panties on?

If you truly rejected white nationalism like I do, then you wouldn’t be a white neighborhoodist. Do better.

One of my favorite jack off fantasies here lately has been the one about being a pay pig for Tren de Aragua but it looks like that’s never going to come true because of FUCKING CHEETO HITLER 😡

I used to have seven inches and one wrinkle. Now I have one inch and seven wrinkles.

If any of you sexy ladies like a dad bod, HMU 😃

I miss the good ol’ days when the CEO of MTV decided what was going to be cool from week to week.

Going day drinking all afternoon at Applebee’s or Chilis together with Alex Jones and Jesse Ventura has always been on my bucket list.

Does Christmas shopping and paying retail prices at the mall leave you feeling like a Ho Ho Ho? 😃

Do you have any idea how many grapes are MURDERED every year just to have their juice stolen by white men?!!