Bob Geiger

Pink said this way back in 2020: "People who love Trump at this point are an insult to humanity, goodness, and human rights." Multiply that many times over for people who still worship him in 2026.

Thanks to Melissa Julien (@melissajulein55.bsky.social) for illustrating the hypocrisy and ignorance of President Puny-Paws.

Garth German (@garthtoons.bsky.social) uses Smokey to remind us of the stakes next week.

Dennis Goris (@dennisgoris.bsky.social) with an excellent reminder for November 3.

Breaking: Halloween festivities to be held at home of child rapist. #TrumpEpsteinFiles

We've moved to the point where the Republican party cares more about the Cheesecake Factory than the fact that their leader raped children.

This is your periodic reminder that, in an ideal world, the President and Vice President of the country are smarter than we are.

Yes, but are you a Tennessee farmer who voted for Donald Trump? If so, we're going to have to ask you to step to the side and then fuck all the way off.

How mindless are the MAGA Monkeys in Trump's hate-rally audiences? No matter what a protester yells, their response is "USA! USA!! USA!!!" Um... OK.... sure.

Dear "undecided" voters a week before the election... I regret to inform you that you are fucking idiots. Thank you for your attention to this matter. (Cartoon by Drew Sheneman.)

OK, which one of you Antifa people did this?

Kudos to The New Yorker for their November 2 cover. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

Editor's Note: The person shown in this post is a convicted felon.

This seems like a fair observation.

Seth Meyers: “President Trump voted over the weekend in Florida but I think he thought it was another cognitive test because he wrote in ‘giraffe.’”

Seth Meyers: “President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump voted over the weekend in Florida. “Man, that sounds like Trump's worst nightmare: a felon and an immigrant voting.”

Good grief, JD. Do you kiss your couch with that mouth? www.thedailybeast.com/vance-erupts...

"According to the five-page filing obtained by Rolling Stone, Trump was 'personally aware that a license would be required' to play the song at an event, and he also knew Young 'has not and would not grant the required license.'” www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

I cannot imagine how shocked this "Christian" crowd is going to be when they eventually find themselves in Hell.

"He's not a smart guy" Fact Check: Barack Obama graduated from Harvard Law, is a Constitutional scholar, and was a professor at the University of Chicago Law School for 12 years. Donald Trump thinks stealth jet fighters are literally invisible and pronounces Yosemite National Park "Yo-semite."

Truth Social post coming any minute... "Failing, low-rated People magazine, like the Nobel Peace NON-PRIZE losers in Norway, have snubbed me in favor of overrated actor Noah Wyle. "A lot of people are saying it should have been me or Vladimir Putin."

MAGA is big mad over President Obama saying Trump's White House is "looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory" - and Fox News is all over it. This is a big item for them while the January 6 insurrection was a non-story and the current president being a pedophile is... meh.

Today on a very special episode of 'People Who Can Fuck Off And Live With Their Bad Choices'... The Vegas Trump supporter whose restaurant may go under because of... Trump. Such a darned shame. www.huffpost.com/entry/restau...

Jon Stewart on the complete weirdness of Trump openly obsessing over Nicki Minaj's ass at one of his hate rallies: “How the fuck is this real? “Look at him. He’s transfixed. He’s staring at her ass. He’s like Yogi Bear floating towards a pie on a windowsill.”

How bad is this? An arch that by Trump's own admission is intended to be a monument to him would cast shadows over the graves of people who actually sacrificed for their country. wapo.st/4sAGTOX (Gift Article)

Number for the day: 75,000 That's the number of graves at Arlington National Cemetery that would be put into shadow and have their headstones dimmed thanks to President Bonespurs' stupid arch. He's never had respect for Veterans so this is no surprise. wapo.st/4sAGTOX (Gift Article)

Chances of anyone in Trump's nationwide Nitwit Brigade uncovering actual voter fraud: .00000001% If somehow they do, chances that they will ever see that money: Less than that. Much, much less. abcnews.com/Politics/tru...

You Trump Monkeys in Congress just keep pretending this is completely normal. “Denmark? Take ’em. Sweden. Norway, I don’t think so because I didn’t get the Nobel Prize. I don’t want anybody from Norway, I don’t want anything to do with Norway.” #25thAmendmentNow newrepublic.com/post/217144/...

Wow. Shocking that such a stand-up guy like El Mango Grande wouldn't keep his word, isn't it? Number of swing House districts Donald Trump pledged back in early September to visit before the midterms = 35 Number he has visited = 0 #SirLiesALot

Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed skewers President Klansman.

Number for the day: 31 That's the number of times the words "rape" or "raped" appear in the House Democrats Trump-Epstein Report. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

From the House Democrats Trump-Epstein Report: "The full extent of the President of the United States’ involvement with a criminal sex trafficking ring is, inescapably, of the utmost concern to Congress and the American people." #TrumpEpsteinReport

The start of the Executive Summary of the House Democrats Trump-Epstein Report: And... "The actual evidence we have seen indicates that Trump abused, assaulted, and even raped numerous women alongside... the most infamous sex trafficker in history." democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

The next time a family trip to the grocery store costs $500, or a tank of gas runs you over $100, or you can't afford your mortgage or rent, remember that your president is hard at work... [checks notes]... comparing people's asses.

Birthdays Today... Former Senator and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is 79. Remember her? She's the one who told us 10 years ago that all this shit was going to happen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq8f...

Headline: “Trump heads to Mississippi to rally for GOP Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith” Yeah, the one dressed like a confederate.

I cannot even describe the disgust I feel when I walk into the VA medical center and this shit is the first thing I see.

"Why can't we take people from Norway and Sweden and Denmark?" Yeah. I'm sure people from Europe will just rush to come here. Our slogan: "America: Come for the racism. Stay for the mass shootings and lack of healthcare!

President Klansman at one of his hate rallies this weekend: "Why do we always have to take people from shit house countries? We can't we take people from Norway and Sweden and Denmark?" So why could he possibly prefer Norway, Sweden, and Denmark?" What.. could... it... be?

I am so bone-tired of white people - which is awkward because I *am* white people. Also, we will see this lad in the World Cup in 20 years.

The Voting Rights Act of 1965 banned discriminatory voting practices and voter intimidation. And yet, thanks to the Trump Supreme Court, we now have a racist president who has promised to send masked thugs to polling places 60 years later.

Imagine worshipping a convicted-felon, rapist, and pedophile and somehow not realizing that also makes you a piece of shit.

They can call me a libtard, Antifa, or anything else they want. But I'm not the one proudly donning a shirt proclaiming that a racist, pedophile, sexual-assaulting piece of garbage is my "Daddy." #TrumpCult #MAGACult

That look you get when you know you will go down as the weakest and most embarrassingly-subservient House Speaker in modern U.S. history.

What in the actual fuck is this bloated, demented racist going on about now?

President Obama on Trump: "I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but he seems very focused on home renovations. He should be on HGTV. “He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

This Day In History... October 25, 1929: Warren G. Harding's interior secretary, Albert B. Fall, is found guilty of accepting a $100,000 bribe. "Remember back when people could still get busted for that?" laughed Trump and every member of his administration. www.history.com/this-day-in-...

As always, it's been a nail-biting contest among the entire MAGA incel community. But the 2026 World's Smallest Penis Award goes to... [Drum Roll] This guy.

I would argue that the "worst of the worst" was arrested in Georgia in 2023.

To Trump voters having regret and sudden moments of clarity after having a loved one snatched off the street by ICE and/or deported... They literally told you they were going to do this. They promised it. And you voted for them anyway.