Bobosmoove 🇵🇸

My coping mechanism is load bearing, I can't just get rid of it.

"Protagonists are best left to teens and the insane."

All of 2024 has felt like it led up to this. We all had expectations of nice things, and some jackals comes along and we all just shit our pants. youtu.be/gt6PS85Winc?...

I'm sorry, momma.

The working class hasn't been this happy since that submarine imploded.

Deny, Delay, Defend? Ready, aim, fire.

2025: Make CEOs afraid again.

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Setting a lot of "respectfully, I Disagree" bots and warning posts about them. From now on, I promise to only violently disagree. My lifelong programming demands absolute contradiction.

It's actually pronounced 'jaslight', and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.

Today, #KashPatel sent a letter to my counsel @markzaidesq.bsky.social threatening to sue & demanding I retract my MSNBC comments on his unfitness to serve as FBI Director. This follows his threats against media & political opponents, showing how he might act if confirmed. I stand by my statements.

My toxic trait is singing Reba McEntire "I'm a Survivor" when asked to perform any task to help my partner while holding my child. Bonus points if the small one starts fussing during.

The audacity for m*n is stored in the b*lls with the pee. It all just marinates in piss.

Wanted to share a sweet moment. Back to shitposting

Look, I want my son to be better than me. Kinder and helpful. I need a Healer for my raiding party.

I typically extend this grace to people in service. IT almost had me fooled once. Never again.

Triple Sec, Gin, and Welch's with a splash of sprite tastes like dollar store lean. In case you were wondering.

This message from Sturgill Simpson is everything 🔥🤘

Ahh the glory days

I like to spit in the eyes of God and my own safety by barely making it down the street to the gas station in my cookie monster pj's and carebear shirt.

Serious question: Doors calling your Senators and Representatives actually help? Do we still believe in the "For the People" part?

Every day, I'm made aware just how much my sperm donor missed out on.

Hi, I’m God. Jesus said he wants you all to have free healthcare. Love, God

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY: Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire, philosopher Be careful out there! Love you 💙💙💙

Felt cute. Might shit my pants later, I dunno.

Period

What’s the T?

If you can't fix it right, fuck it up righteously.

Good morning #graphicart and fellow #nerds. I'm needing to design class details for a TTRPG and am looking for tools, any suggestions? #helpwanted #TTRPG

20 million users, and I have yet to hit the vitriol and hatred that Twitter had. I love this app.

2025 white house cabinet meeting

Y'all, my newborn just slept for 5 hours straight. I feel like God. This is Crack. I am addicted to this.

Be Prepared from the Lion King, but Jeremy Irons has rhotacism.

I do fasting because I like to flirt with the idea of having an eating disorder again.

BREAKING NEWS: South Carolina Rep. Nancy Mace has introduced a resolution to BAN transgender women from using women’s restrooms at the Capitol as Sarah McBride is set to become the first transgender member of Congress. RT so every American sees how cruel MAGA is.

My friends told me not to bring my mill deck to Friday Night Magic. So, thinking that I needed wider options, I brought an aggro theft deck. What better to play than their own decks?

@levarburton.bsky.social Thank you for being such a huge part of my formative years.

@ashlyburch.bsky.social holy crow welcome outta the Wastes!

Remember when we used to idealize beating up nazis?

If the right to privacy no longer exists in the doctor’s office, then it sure as hell doesn’t exist on dating apps. Gay men like me will be collecting & redistributing pics of all the down low married men who hit us up online. Pay attention, Jim Banks.

The day after I get my library card, my local library gets shut down for emergency structural issues.

Buddy of mine, great guy, super creative and talented! bsky.app/profile/magi...