Bob Patin

Bob Patin

@bobpatin.com

Keeping my head down and my spirits up | http://www.bobpatin.com | Jazz pianist | Avid reader | Amateur photographer | Ardent traveler | Computer programmer | Owner of Longterm Solutions http://www.longtermsolutions.com | Democrat | Lover of good humor

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"God is perfect." Yet: - your god is jealous - your god gets angry (killed all male children, acc. to the OT) - your god forgives except when he doesn't and sends people to hell - your god accepts everyone (except of course anyone not in your religion)

Fuck Rob Schneider.

Donnie must be lifting weights. Specifically, his legs, his huge ass, his empty skull.

This video could've been made yesterday. There are people in this country who still think that way, only worse. Unfortunately, one of them has infested the White House, and has figured out how to gather fellow racists around him.

His first acting role.

Working mothers.

Here's a little something for the evangelical crowd.

"Who are you rooting for in the Dallas game this week?" "Not sure, who are they losing to? Philly? OK yeah, I'm for the Eagles."

A really interesting experiment

SO, if god has a plan, there's no need to pray, he already has it all scheduled. I wonder if he has a day-at-a-glance or if he uses a monthly calendar. Asking for a friend.

A prayer that is guaranteed to work: "god, give me a million dollars. Well, I don't really need it, don't give it to me." "Hey look! My prayer was answered! It's a MIRACLE!"

We will ALL remember.

Piece of shit JD Vance.

One married a rapist. The other IS a rapist.

theguardian.comThe US west has lost nearly 300 glaciers since the 1960s. Climate crisis is drastically shrinking what’s leftAt the midpoint of the last century the region had 1,450 glaciers and a new study reveals the extent of losses

The Cowboys are playing the Eagles—that oughtta go well. For the Eagles.

Fat Donny Fuckface is supposed to hit 6 states in 6 days. It'd be a shame if it was too much for him.

Of course he does, because he's a steaming pile of decency.

cnn.comLive updates: Trump tells Ramaswamy not to take down controversial ad featuring his opponent’s estranged mother | CNN PoliticsOhio’s governor had called on his party’s nominee, Vivek Ramaswamy, to remove a controversial ad as a top election forecaster now describes the state’s governor’s race as favorable to Democrats. Follow for live updates.

Rama-smarmy is a huge disgusting asshole.

cnn.comLive updates: Ohio’s GOP governor criticizes Ramaswamy’s campaign ad as top election forecaster says race now ‘leans Democratic’ | CNN PoliticsOhio’s governor called on his party’s nominee, Vivek Ramaswamy, to remove a controversial ad as a top election forecaster now describes the state’s governor’s race as favorable to Democrats. Follow for live updates.

I'll be watching it, especially now that I know that he managed to humiliate a couple of MAGAts. Almost as good as the Rudy Guiliani bit!

theguardian.comRepublican leader embarrassed by Ali G film says he plans to sue Sacha Baron Cohen: ‘A liar and a pervert’Exclusive: Michael Aboud, whose actions in what he believed to be a documentary are likely to come under considerable scrutiny, has expressed anger at the film-maker• This article contains spoilers for Ali G: Who Iz I?

Talarico for the win.

Wax on, wax off. IYKYK

I am always glad to see a post by someone who's gotten clean or sober and wants to celebrate a milestone—whether it's 30 days, 60 days, 90 days, or any number. It's not easy, but it's simple.

Not everyone missed Charlie's appearance.

I got my Covid and flu vaccines yesterday, and now I have to run the dishwasher. Thanks a LOT, science.

My wife and I are switching our Medicare Advantage plan right now; so far, we've been on the phone an hour. I don't know how a tech-ignorant person could ever do this. I'm extremely tech-savvy and this is the hugest pain in the ass. And the United rep on the phone must have had a few drinks/