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I have become worse following the latest attacks on Kyiv. I have embarked on creating networked air raid sirens using Ukraine's alert API that can be built with minimal skill, to be deployed in Europe, so they can understand. Here's a proof-of-concept. If you want to help out, drop me a line. #NAFO

#NAFO The lab at Yale that finds kidnapped Ukrainians has a better donation process now. Help fund them since the Trump admin is taking away the money for them to do the work on July 1. medicine.yale.edu/lab/khoshnoo...

I expected the death of democracy in the US to be bloody, scary, and tumultuous. What I didn't expect is how fucking cringe it is. How embarrassing. How stupid. It's like dying of autoerotic asphyxiation in a public fountain. Christ.

Then some doctors should refuse to treat DeSantis and Trump voters on moral and ethical grounds that doing so would be enabling the continuation of evil. Even Christians could refuse based on their belief that it would be a sin to aid the enemies of Christ.

Oh, it's going down!

#NAFO #OldCurmudgeons If I am gonna keep getting real tired at around 15:30 like I was drinking all morning, would it be so bad then if I just started drinking at noon since I am going to want a nap anyway?

Greetings NAFO fundraisers! Do you post 5 different posts about the same fundraiser every day hoping to get more visibility? Concerns about the timing of your posts vs. the following times of your followers or target audience? I may have found a way to help you with these things. DM me.⚓️ #nofeed

Peirogi thief...

#NAFO, I have become worse. I made ham and pineapple perogies. Needs a few tweaks like more pineapple and more sundried tomatoes, and be fried. A new day has dawned.

I fretted about material sources and such, but realized that using reclaimed lumber and materials to build guillotines has it's own charm, and they would be sturdy as well. I have enough to make 3, from what I can guess. Time to get cutting, I suppose.

Important listening in these times...

Watch me cook your favorite Denny's menu items on OnlySlams.

POPE FRANCIS DID NOT KILL HIMSELF. I HAVE INFORMATION THAT WILL LEAD TO THE ARREST OF HILLARY CLINTON

Hegseth's incompetence was predicted.

We will rename it to Casa Pendejo.

Fuck! My favorite things in THE WORLD are bananas, coffee, due process, and not being bankrupt!

Senator Chris Murphy posted a clear explanation of what Trump is doing with tariffs. It took him 11 posts on Bluesky which I consolidated into one document with no changes.

Felt cute, might mix things up later, idk

When you don´t say thank you.

There is a quasi-religion in Silicon Valley that views AI as godlike. This faith has always been parallel to Evangelical Christianity: salvation (transhumanism), the rapture (the technological singularity), and demons (Roko's Basilisk) Lately the AI faith has fully fused with Christian Nationalism.

Dear 🇺🇦-loving darlings, I've been MIA cuz my phone kicked the bucket. 💀 😢 BAD NEWS 😢 It cost me $$$$ to replace. 😀 GOOD NEWS 😀 I'm back up & running AND these new cameras are incredible. Will definitely be helpful on my next trip to 🇺🇦. NEW C0LLECTION TO PROTECT B💣💣BIES COMING SOON! 😘

Mood...

For all the Canadian #NAFO Fellas.

Everyone in Texas who is male should identify as transgender because it is true. All human embryos start out as female and transition to male if it is the case they are to become male. Make this unenforceable.

I find these nerdy discussions about strange tech interesting even if I don't know anything about them...

Look for my new book... "Debris Falling on Me: A Russian Love Story"

All these years fighting Russian propaganda and trolls, shitposting, memeing and baking khachapuri, I never thought it would ever be necessary to avail myself of a fax machine.

Without downloading a new pic, where are you mentally?

Have you shared my VERY SEXY 📌'd post yet? 🤔

Let’s start a fund for the dogs. My unpopular take is that we should never use animals in any situation where they can be harmed. They didn’t consent.

The title should appropriately be: "Shit in My Mouth: A Tale of Two Parties in the Age of Oligarchy in America"

Let's pour one out for the 1st Amendment and the "Free Press".