Ima Goat
Ima Goat
@boebertgoat.bsky.social
Long-suffering goat wuts belongs to Colorado’s most embarrassing Representative. Fighting to put Boop in Merriam Webster’s book…and defend Democracy…ijs 🐐 Likely parody
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Boebert was never very good at “geometry” — it’s hard to remember all them states, let alone countries…ijs 🐐 #Maaaah #BootBoebert
#CO4 Rep Lauren Boebert blamed her Democratic opponent Eileen Laubacher for the failed Gaza Pier project, leading Laubacher to explain that she oversaw White House policy in Southeast Asia, which is a different place on Earth.
You otter know that it’s Sea Otter Awareness Week…also Ima miss @ottermunchy42.bsky.social v v v v much ijs 🐐💕
For over 40 years we’ve stepped up for the sea otters, and this week you can too. For Sea Otter Awareness Week, donations to the sea otter fund will be matched by a generous donor. 🦦🦦 Double down for the otters and donate via the link below! mbayaq.co/4jfuBc3
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Boebert didn’t pay for T-Bone’s lawyer cuz she was busy bangin’ and makin’ hush money payments…ijs 🐐 #MotherOfTheYear #BootBoebert
Allegations against Lauren Boebert include sexual relations with Congressional employees, hush money payments, and thousands of dollars in misused official and campaign funds. Here's the redacted complaint: media.coloradotimesrecorder.com/wp-content/u...
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Ima think Messi and Yamal need to recreate the photo shoot after the World Cup is over…ijs 🐐
This is a photo of Lionel Messi with an infant Lamine Yamal in 2007. Should Argentina win on Wednesday against England, both will face each other in the 2026 World Cup Final. #WorldCup2026 #LionelMessi #LamineYamal
Oh my fluffy goat! @didtherockieslose.com wut the fluff is happening?!? Ima fraid to keep watching…ijs 🐐
Why not both…ijs 🐐 #TaxTheRich #EndCorporateWelfare #RebuildAmerica #NoWarMachine
Sean Duffy Says Bike Lanes Are DEI He announced Tuesday that his department would redirect $1.73 billion in Biden-era grants away from establishing “DEI bike lanes” to build roads and bridges instead. newrepublic.com/post/212853/...
Hay Melat…u need a goat? 🐐 #AskingForMyself
NEW: Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros leads Rep Diana DeGette by 2% in the first round of ballots from Denver (approx 2/3rds of the vote). These were the votes most likely to be favorable for DeGette. This could be over early for the 29 year incumbent. Astonishing.
Hay @markhamillofficial.bsky.social can u confirm? 😂🐐
Unfortunately the Mos Eisley Cantina Band have had to drop out of the Freedom 250 show due to too much scum and villainy.
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These farmers and ranchers in the find out phase, but unfortunately we’re all gonna get fluffed…ijs🐐
The President’s proposed USDA budget takes away nearly 20% of its entire funding, slashing support for rural towns, agricultural research, and food aid produced by American farmers, all while they are already struggling in a tough farm economy. This is unacceptable.