Ima Goat

Ima Goat

@boebertgoat.bsky.social

Long-suffering goat wuts belongs to Colorado’s most embarrassing Representative. Fighting to put Boop in Merriam Webster’s book…and defend Democracy…ijs 🐐 Likely parody

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Ima love when they project…ijs 🐐 #EveryAttackIsAConfession

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz denounces "crypto thieves" who "back their truck up to the federal treasury, and dump cash out. And then they use that money to do really bad things."

Boebert was never very good at “geometry” — it’s hard to remember all them states, let alone countries…ijs 🐐 #Maaaah #BootBoebert

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social

#CO4 Rep Lauren Boebert blamed her Democratic opponent Eileen Laubacher for the failed Gaza Pier project, leading Laubacher to explain that she oversaw White House policy in Southeast Asia, which is a different place on Earth.

Ima wonder how our military personnel in and around San Diego feel about this…ijs 🐐

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump on Iran: Let 'em take out Los Angeles and San Diego, it's a small price to pay

Ima poet But don’t know it My hooves give me away Cuz they’re Longfellows 🐐 (OK someone else wrote the poem…) #SrslyBoebertTendToMyHooves

You otter know that it’s Sea Otter Awareness Week…also Ima miss @ottermunchy42.bsky.social v v v v much ijs 🐐💕

Monterey Bay Aquarium@montereybayaquarium.org

For over 40 years we’ve stepped up for the sea otters, and this week you can too. For Sea Otter Awareness Week, donations to the sea otter fund will be matched by a generous donor. 🦦🦦 Double down for the otters and donate via the link below! mbayaq.co/4jfuBc3

Boebert didn’t pay for T-Bone’s lawyer cuz she was busy bangin’ and makin’ hush money payments…ijs 🐐 #MotherOfTheYear #BootBoebert

Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social

Allegations against Lauren Boebert include sexual relations with Congressional employees, hush money payments, and thousands of dollars in misused official and campaign funds. Here's the redacted complaint: media.coloradotimesrecorder.com/wp-content/u...

Hay Kyle - ask her about the supposed “deep state” Laubacher is part of…ijs 🙄🐐

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social

Rep Lauren Boebert (R) and Eileen Laubacher (D) will face off in their only scheduled televised debate in Colorado's 4th Congressional District race on Oct 12 on 9NEWS.

True dat: “Pete Hegseth is the most incompetent person in the Trump regime — with the exception of Trump himself — and a clear and present danger to the security of the United States”…ijs 🐐

Ima think Messi and Yamal need to recreate the photo shoot after the World Cup is over…ijs 🐐

Gil Gonzalez@danacreative.bsky.social

This is a photo of Lionel Messi with an infant Lamine Yamal in 2007. Should Argentina win on Wednesday against England, both will face each other in the 2026 World Cup Final. #WorldCup2026 #LionelMessi #LamineYamal

Post your “fake job” below…ijs 🐐

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Vance: A lot of the people who are going and getting 4-year degrees, they're not like engineers and doctors. They have fake jobs

Why not both…ijs 🐐 #TaxTheRich #EndCorporateWelfare #RebuildAmerica #NoWarMachine

Nita Cosby@5-2blue.bsky.social

Sean Duffy Says Bike Lanes Are DEI He announced Tuesday that his department would redirect $1.73 billion in Biden-era grants away from establishing “DEI bike lanes” to build roads and bridges instead. newrepublic.com/post/212853/...

Hay Melat…u need a goat? 🐐 #AskingForMyself

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social

NEW: Democratic Socialist Melat Kiros leads Rep Diana DeGette by 2% in the first round of ballots from Denver (approx 2/3rds of the vote). These were the votes most likely to be favorable for DeGette. This could be over early for the 29 year incumbent. Astonishing.

Use boop rather than tap…ijs 🐐

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com

We know you have a lot on your plate, so this is coming from a place of support... Use 'Scot-free' instead of 'Scotch-free.' Use ‘shoo-in’ instead of ‘shoe-in.’ Use ‘piqued my interest’ instead of ‘peaked my interest.’ Use ‘case in point’ instead of ‘case and point.’

OH MY FUFFY GOAT!! I missed a special guest star performance…🐐

Otter Munchy@ottermunchy42.bsky.social

ATTENTION #AnimalCaucus I’m hosting a special @AnimalCaucusTrivia Night… If you all could repost the questions, so that everyone can participate… It’s a PRIDE MONTH, SPECIAL EDITION!!!

It’s not a dog whistle, It’s an air horn…ijs 🤬🐐

CREW@citizensforethics.org

Pardoning the criminals who tried to overturn an election to keep you in power and creating a $1.776 billion slush fund for them seems like exactly what you would do if you wanted them to do it again.

More than six…ijs Normal, Fire, Water, Grass, Electric, Ice, Fighting, Poison, Ground, Flying, Psychic, Bug, Rock, Ghost, Dragon, Steel, Dark, and Fairy

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I see all the precautions against evil (sage, garlic, candles, horse shoes) that the Mets used today and Ima just wanna know why they don’t have Grimace on speed dial…ijs 🐐 #LetsGoMets #Grimace

“But now and then, I go to a party, get drunk And the next morning, I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it”… Ima think RFK has it and he loans it out to Boebs and the Gnome…ijs 🐐

Ima must be tired…read this as “gynecological wonders”…ijs 🐐

Manuela Casasoli@manuelacasasoli.bsky.social

Geological wonders of Big Horn Canyon. Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument. Utah - 2023 🥾 #hiking #nature #landscapes #desert #naturephotography

These farmers and ranchers in the find out phase, but unfortunately we’re all gonna get fluffed…ijs🐐

Senator Amy Klobuchar@klobuchar.senate.gov

The President’s proposed USDA budget takes away nearly 20% of its entire funding, slashing support for rural towns, agricultural research, and food aid produced by American farmers, all while they are already struggling in a tough farm economy. This is unacceptable.