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Living here is a godsend and I am grateful, but some days I want to claw my own skin off.

Gr0mp

Gettin' real tired of your shit, men.

Got an A grade case of the fucking irrates

Oh yes please

The only way I can think of to attach the teeth to the front of the house is to this iron lacework, with cable ties that will have to go through the corflute. I considered attaching the teeth to something long that goes across, but that seems like overkill? Any other suggestions?

No-drip formula my arse

Going to get these cunting teeth finished today if it kills me.

I am so fucking TIRED of holding space for men who don't care enough to ask questions. How am I? How was my day? How am I feeling about XYZ? You don't KNOW because you NEVER FUCKING ASK.

Fuck yeah, it's 12°

Do I get some kind of award for burdening my consciousness with all these terrible Hellraiser films because oh my god

Ok did anyone know that HENRY FUCKING CAVILL is in a Hellraiser movie? Cos I sure as shit didn't.

Brides of Christ made this religion seem a lot more interesting than it is.

I don't

Help. I'm at mass with one of the Kensington ladies again.

Once again, yeah nah.

THUNDER

This Hellraiser (6?) is like a shitty remake of Momento what the fuck I'm so mad! WHERE'S PINHEAD

Accidentally scrolled back too far in my photos and rebroke my stupid heart.

Right, so far there hasn't even been a puzzle box in this one, let alone a clacking cenobite. The fuck is happening to this franchise??

Ok someone please tell me why there are Temu cenobites hanging out in the woods. This is the stupidest.....wait, now there are COWBOYS?? I hate this.

The cenobites have been in this film for like 3 minutes and it's 3/4 of the way through. SHOW ME THE SIGHTS GODDAMN IT

He seems remarkably unbothered for someone with cenobite hands inside his skin.

Ok this is literally just softcore porn.

Christ. Hellraiser Inferno might actually be worse than Hellraiser in Space.

The fuck did I just watch

It's a lot harder to find a good quality nun's habit than you'd think.

Ok, so Hellraiser in Space is actually set in 3 different time periods?? And Adam Scott gets eviscerated in two of them?? Poor bastard can't catch a break...

Oh my god, it IS him lolol and he's EVIL

Oh wtf this is Hellraiser IN SPACE??

Time for Hellraiser Bloodline. And I just saw the name Adam Scott in the opening credits.... Could it be??

GHOST TRAIN

Raided the little community library again. These look fun!

81% humidity EAT A WHOLE BAG OF DICKS, MELBOURNE

Claws out for Jesus

I miss him

More Halloween costume ideas: - dark librarian - mossy nook - mildly inappropriate Muppet - sexy bog corpse - queen of the wildlands, perfumed in rum and malice

Some absolutely heinous acting in this first 5 minutes of Hellraiser 3 goddamn

Welp, got a new dollhouse project. Giddy up.

For all the darlings who want to know what I ordered from Beserk 🦇

I am so fucking sick of my glasses falling down my fucking face OH MY GOD

Let's see how long it takes Beserk to have a sale now that I've just placed an order.

I've had a useless, sullen day.

I cannot seem to make myself do anything useful today, so it's back reading my book and watching Hellraiser films.

One day you'll stop explaining yourself to people who aren't worthy of knowing.

Get rekt Frank lol

Man, the word frigid really did some heavy lifting in the 80s, didn't it.

Time for.....31 Days of shOctober! Today's choice: