BoneHandz

Swag too pure they’ll kill you bonehandz

i forgot to feed my gimp his daily fish heads

i took a mystery zyn pouch i found on a chair now im gonna die

when your life is so awesome a choir of birds sings for you constantly

my oldest sexual fantasy is torturing a gimp

You can’t be schizophrenic

You can’t be schizophrenic and have friends

you cant be schizophrenic and be in a relationship

when your ketamine guy gets a girl and no longer wants to fuck you so you dont get ketamine anymore

Ok maybe im not a switch

I’ve said it before but sharing ciggys is very romantic

sorry professor if it seems like im not paying attention its because im being a pervert on my computer

love is in the air but there's also anthrax in the air which is why i wear a gas mask

One desperate man can buy me a latex catsuit if I charge the right price

im not a lesbian but im still one of gods chosen people

They’re posting about how evil bonehandz is on tumblr judge me by my enemies

The light of Christ guides me through a sea of sin

“Come to the femboy rave” I’d rather get killed in a king soopers thanks

I could probably be domesticated if cigarettes were a reward for good behavior

im only becoming more perverted, this is not good i may need a fourth bible on my bookshelf

All my haters stutter when ordering McDonald’s

its very refreshing being into someone who doesnt reek of piss and shit

I think if I play that new hellraiser game I’m gonna liquidate my assets and buy a ton of latex

I had a very productive lesbian day to say the least

putting "minors dni" on my resume

as a smoker i dont have many ashtrays in my house this is because i mainly use my pathetic gimp's mouth

my gimp gets kicked in the stomach every time i die in overwatch and i play a lot of vendetta

i get slut shamed very often

a gag order has been placed on bonehandz

im a very polarizing figure in the sense that people with no swag hate me and people with swag love me

you can block me all you want youre still gonna feel this swag

Ok maybe I am into pet play

when the paper of affirmations you keep on your wall changes and tells you things that make you very paranoid

kinktober is just regular october to me this is because im the biggest pervert in colorado

when you dont have nightmares for one night and you get a kick ass dream

sorry i dont make eye contact its just i can feel you rummaging through my thoughts when i do

the people who gangstalk me will continue to suffer as their obsession with me quickly becomes envy

omg you do porn?? I DO PORN!

when i liquidate my assets and my harem of pathetic submissives melts into a grey goo

bunny girls will inherit the earth

im the stripper who people think i love them

spit in the face that fucks you

pepper spray flavored vape

When your pepper spray tastes good so you huff it like paint

poking my pathetic dog with a very sharp stick i got in the woods and sharpened with my pocket knife

when your room has no space for a joe camel poster

the stereotype that all disgusting freaks are actually really smart is not true simply because im an idiot

The people in the anime girl mask fetish videos are men right?

Magical things happened to me

My stuffed toys sleep with a whore

My gimp has been muzzled for so long I don’t remember what it sounds like