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Just now 4 months post op got a bill for the knee brace I was put in while unconscious which retails for $180 The bill? $735 😂 not happening, my love

Dog instagram accounts selling merch like You are a pimp

Giving up on the hope for a romantic relationship & choosing instead to get a cat doesn’t seem so crazy now that I am doing that

Halloween costume ideas for someone with nice shoulders, a juicy ass & a mustache the color of the glowing morning sun?

Why is this giving “I need you to wire me $50 so I can release my new single it’s really me Woo Ah”

The way I give dudes boners call me a Front-End Developer

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Posted this rodentcore shit & woke up to a mouse in my house ☹️

When John waters said if you go to someone’s house & they don’t have books don’t fuck em that’s how I feel but with cheese #wantabite

English is so interesting like smartass & dumbass are both unkind What about beautifulass? Choosing kindness

Still thinking about this. Does anyone know how to procure such delight without spending money or cooking it

Happy freakin weeken

Just saw a jpg of a fried mac n cheese ball & moaned aloud

Kinda crazy that we talk about anything other than the fact that some birds can talk

Having a toilet is kinda the opposite of being a poop summoner

Thought “MattyAttacker” said “Natty Cracker” 😭😭😭

it’s a doggy dog wurld 18x16” pattern live in my shop

MAGGIE!!!!!

Little blackwork rose pattern up in my shop 🤲

To some of you I am a beloved friend , & to others just a disabled puzzle pimp

I’m sorry but “can I cast a spell on you” is the same energy as “pleaaase someone be my pay pig” like grow up & take charge of your wallet or feline coven respectively

Already watched 9 movies in the last month! Which is the most I have in a month in at least a decade

Filet shadow pals 👯‍♂️ 15x16” pattern by moi

Air fried my favorite cold cut sub last night & it was like making love to my wife with a wig on

Bring back my fun thumbnails bluesky!!!

Felt sick all day but had a glass of wine & now watching instagram stories like I’m the king holding court for my kingdom but my only duty is telling everyone how beautiful they are

This reminder I set in my sleep in the middle of the night

Sometimes I put a piece of cheese between my teeth & try not to eat it like a dog that hasn’t been given the OK & honestly those dogs are really disciplined way more than me that’s for sure

They have this man so cheeked up 😭

Have 9 new tapestries laid out to make & only so many fingers

ACAB includes The Faithfuls

When the drink starts tasting like s̶̡̛͙̪͇̰͙̫̬͓͙̠̩͙̓͗̍̄k̴̖̙̞̫͚̰̖͕̄͑̔̈́f̸̧̫̣̮̤̺͇͔̻̹̰̖̖̦̰̫̞̎̀́͗͊̉̒͆̒̀̑͊̒̈̀j̵̨͉̣͍̬̯̟̖̝̱̖̯̉͆̇͑͗̿́̽͗͐̍͐̈́͗̆̂̄̏͊͝͝͝͝s̷͇͈̟̩̝̟̬͎̫̟͚̗̮̟̲̟͕̭̓̂̕ͅk̷̖̾̈͂̐̿̈́̅̅͛̽̃̇͊̌̍͒̿̑͒̚͘͝f̵̨̡̢̠͍̟̮̠̠͓̤̭̫̜͎̓̍̉̏̇͒̈́̉̕͝j̸̨̦͚́̇͋̒̀̑̆͒̍̆̀͝͝s̵̭̠͚̋̂̈̀͗̊̿̑͌̍͆͆͑̽͐̚͘͠ķ̵̛͍͇̩̺̗̲̳͇̘̻̬̳̦̎͒̔̓̍̄̂̾͒̊͋̓̀͆́̂͑̐̀̒͆̕ͅf̴̦̯͌̿͋͑͆̍̀̇̊́͊̕͝k̵̡̛͇̳̲̳͇͖̪͈̣̻̰̪͖̣͍̤̤͈͚̐͛͝ͅs̴̤̫̤͚͔̀̑͒̕

When I’m in active recovery & you ask me about rule34 Chansey’s boobs