Spookbar & Death

Shelly Oil, lead singer of the early 90s punk band The Suckotashes, best known for their song "I Won't Go On A Date (In An Apartheid State)", calls the president "Donald Slump" in latest TikTok kerfluffle [click here]

on one hand, you have to believe in yourself. on the other hand, you have to be realistic. so what the fuck.

we really do need to move these refrigerators and color TVs, though

"do you understand why this is funny?" it's funny because the cow is showing off his tools

furshlugginer thought, bestlugginer thought

these white supremacist types are a bunch of dickriders. YOU haven't done anything.

now this is my kinda comic

rank 'n' base animation

what if Warren Zevon's song The Factory was about The Cheesecake Factory? i see that you're already laughing! well, i imagined it, too. and i think it would go ... a little something like this:

heh... if i needed to "turn on [my] screen"... how exactly do you think i made the original post? come now. let's not play the fool.

i dont relate to the "having a dominatrix" part of Venus in Furs but the part about being tired really speaks to me

out of all the circumstances... why did they have to be adverse?!

"blood will out" -old hemophiliac saying

i was wondering what is the most "famous anus" but immediately realized i know which one it is

you're just nitpicking... leave the nits alone. nothing bad will happen as a result of leaving them there.

i like the way you work it chat gippity i got to bag it up

nevertheless, i still would prefer books produced by humans!

the national news stories are getting too confusing and magical realismy. a bar with an exclusive clientele of disabled lesbians? a priceless mechanical bird? these should be the news stories in a damn murakami or tom robbins book

when i was a kid and i'd get a new toy, i'd imagine how i could foil a bank robbery using it. like those stretchy sticky hands you get from the quarter machine. you could grab the gun right out of the bad guy's hands from across the room!

i expect that nearly anyone would be "musclebound" in relation to me, therefore i would presumably win basically any fight

its a sad state of affairs when only russian botnets are brave enough to tell the truth

this is probably all downstream of some rich pervert funding deepfake research to get out from under the M.A.D. blackmail web that has ruled the world since the 50s

SNAGGLEPUSS: The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even

sevenfold's the charm

Geoffrey Hinton biopic called "Sloppenheimer"

message for Charlotte to write in her web: SOOEY GENERIS

Chat GLP

Tunker Carlson

when a sci fi book starts talking about the hierarchy of divine emanations within the first 50 pages: That's That Shit I Like

4'33". no notes.

"redox" is short for "redular oxpression"

my small business, my sole means of feeding my children, is the perfect venue for airing my upsetting political views!

criminals are a cowardly, superstitious lot... a bat! that's it! it's an omen! i shall become a Vampire!

i love to get my flowers

learning more about my auntsisters

if i were a frontier AI company, i wouldn't simply use it to create and sell countless incredible and profitable innovations and products, which it can definitely do. i would instead sell subscriptions to cubicle dwellers, at an enormous loss.