BoringKate

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Just leaning forward without a bra on and feeling these tiddies hang is actually ridiculous. More pendulous and pillowy by the day!

Y'all hear about salt? Feels good as fuck to eat food with salt!

I made six Game Boy games in only seven days (a pace that I will absolutely not be able to sustain lmao) and you can download the roms from my free Patreon! www.patreon.com/c/boringkate Today's game is a Breakout clone :3

Do it horny!

I made a (very simple) little RPG for the Game Boy Color! Check out how many colors are on screen at a time! It's more than four, so it's multiple color palettes!!! You can download it for free from my Patreon. www.patreon.com/c/boringkate

*sees a normal average cis woman* I understand now! Gender is a fraud! A fiction enforced by fascists and religions and marketing companies to control us! Nobody lives up to feminine ideals! *sees a tgirl pretending to be a puppy* That's a woman tho. Why's that bitch so fucking womanly???

There are two doors with two guards. One loves big butts and the other one only tells lies.

Wow! This dress shows so much more cleavage than I remembered! Still fits great too! Wait omg there's a zipper on the front!? Maximum titty access! That's so slutty! How did I not remember it being like that??? Oh it's on backwards.

A fourth homebrew Game Boy game has hit the free patreon! www.patreon.com/c/boringkate It's basic, but I really like it! And it saves your progress (I couldn't figure out game saves til now lol)! Try it out! Also I'll be posting about em here now to avoid cluttering my other account's media tab.

Doing highly gender affirming girl stuff rn that only girls do (eating samosas).

Is it normal to get like hyper when programming? I'll step away from the computer for a moment and be like "wait why am I like this rn?" Like chill out, nerd.

Tricking you into thinking I'm hung, by showing you pictures of my penis next to much larger penises so that you associate my penis with large penises. Giving my penis a large penis connotation. This is marketing 101. It's fool proof. It can't fail.

Girl who only ever wears the baggiest clothes possible vs girl who only ever wears crop tops (they're dating)

My girlfriend is hot. I have a hot girlfriend. I just thought you should know that I'm a hot girlfriend haver!

Two women having sex is straight because being into women is straight, but if a woman has sex with a man then that's gay because having sex with men is gay. Right?

*sees someone that's 1.25% more privileged than me* What a fucking spoiled piece of shit! We all hate them, right? What an asshole. *sees someone to whom I'm wildly privileged* We're all in this together, comrade. Let's not lose sight of that.

Normal LGBTQIAs: Nobody is trying to turn anyone's children gay! Me (looking up from my still in development homofication ray gun): For real? Are we not supposed to be doing that? I think I almost have it working though.

I think you'd look cute blindfolded and gagged with your cuffs hooked into your collar. I also think you'd look cute with bangs. Tbh I can't imagine any look that you couldn't pull off. You're just really cute!

We're kinda in a reverse Monsters Inc situation where the initial web 2.0 pitch was that you'd share silly little jokes (pics of cats that would like to haz cheezburgers or whatever), but then it turned out that scaring people was 100 times more powerful, so in the end we switched to that.

Feels good as fuck to tell your girlfriend that you love her!

You have a duty as a boy to get gay. As gay as you can be. Lifehack tho: If going gay is hard for you because you aren't into men then you can alternately go gay by going on estrogen and then lezzing it up with tgirls.

Even at your worst: You're a person that deserves to exist and be treated with dignity. And at your best: You're too fucking hot to be allowed dignity! You're a glorified sex doll and it would be wasteful for even a moment to pass without someone using your body to masturbate with!

There's literally no wrong reason for taking estrogen. You can take hrt on a whim. I don't care what subconscious machinations are going on in your head. I'm giving you a high five regardless.

Porn is so cool! I wish bullies were real! *remembers high school* Wait a second...

The first Just Cause being set in a world where the CIA (sorry I mean The Agency) forces regime changes in Latin America to *checks notes* oust right wing dictators in favor of implied communists is so funny.

Gotta imagine that India or China or South Korea etc will unban porn someday. But by then Britain will have 100% unambiguously banned all porn, so it's a real "win some lose some" type of thing.

You're a chubby AND you're a cis boy? I don't understand. Just be a girl instead! Don't you wanna be a BBW? You're already nice and soft! Just take the estrogen already! Lets be BBWs together and make out!

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Oh no! You're so adorable! Didn't anyone tell you that it was against the rules to be this adorable? I guess now we're gonna have to punish you!

Women with curly hair have such a strong biological advantage at being cute. Gotta be banned from the cute olympics.

There's no such thing as cis people. Just closeted trans people putting on a performance to hold on to privilege and security.

Fucked up that 99.99% of all romcoms are actually Christian movies now (in the marketable secular way where nobody talks about hell, but everyone is celebrating Christmas 24/7).

"Get your mind out of the gutters" implies that people are sucking and fucking in the gutters.

*sees you* Ugh! This "beautiful, smart, and funny girl" trope is so played out! I'm sick of it! Get some character flaws, loser!

I just want what every woman wants. To be called a faggot while sucking dick.

I'm a fat Velma truther. The fan artists and even the copyright owners are always trying to suppress the truth, but I won't believe their retcons and lies. There's gotta be a fat tummy under that sweater! There's just gotta be!

Nooooo! Don't transition, dude! Why can't you just be a feminine boy? You'll never get kidnapped, feminized, and made to work in a sissy tgirl brothel with other force feminized sex slaves that slutily make out with eachother while waiting for clients to come along unless you're a boy!

*notices that you don't have a tail* Oh wow! That must be really difficult for you! You're so brave! Your perseverance is so inspiring!

I feel like I'm finally exiting the "when do we stop feeling like oversized kids" zone. I'm a mature adult. My 40s are in reach. I'm in a serious relationship. I'm at the tail end of a career with retirement savings in the bank. I will be hugging an assortment of stuffed animals tonight.

I bet getting blasted with compressed air feels good af when you're a robot girl. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME IF YOUR ROBOT GIRL HAS FLESH PARTS!!!

THANK YOU, WOMEN!

Robot fuckers are always saying stuff like "I wish the girl in this Fucking Machines scene would moan less so that I could hear the sound of the machinery more clearly."