Boris Källström

Players, the time for talk is over.

If you’re feeling down remember, every time you’re buying shoes you’re technically getting a buy one get one free deal.

Can we already stop with the “You’re doing X wrong” content? Maybe it’s about time creators started respecting their audiences. I’m not a helpless 4 year old child, I’m an aging millennial with actual life experience. CC: @hankgreen.bsky.social For the record: I have a dishwasher.

I was gonna close my Facebook but there is a group for Bulgarian immigrants in the UK where they proudly share photos of the Bulgarian tomatoes they’ve managed to grow in the British sun that graces my feed often and it’s making me feel weirdly patriotic. (Also, I still can’t find how o_o)

I think my dog has a Velcro owner 😬

Random YouTube realisation: The British guy that talks to me about kitchen design and corner cabinet pull outs may or not be the same British guy that talks to me about gut health and the five ways to lower my risk of stroke. Why do white men all look the same? 😂

I officially just entered my old man era by purchasing my very first pair of crocs. They’re black so I’m still goth, but comfy. 😬

My superpower is that my algorithm hasn’t shown me a man with a shirt on in three days o_O

93% of YouTube now is “creators” reading out the ChatGPT script to the same video they are making for the 36th time.

So the European version of MAGA is called Preserve Europe Great. PEG. I guess no kink shaming but this is what happens when men who secretly dream of getting pegged aren’t getting paged and take up politics as a hobby instead…

#butthole (that’s a hashtag right?)

So the healthcare system in America is so bad, people don’t even know what a doctor looks like now?

I don’t care that they cast a black person you insufferable racist pieces of shit. It’s still a derivative, unoriginal work by a stupid transphobe who deserves none of our attention. Go read an actual good fantasy books, there’s plenty.

I’m currently waiting for my Chinese takeout made by Vietnamese people in Bulgaria and they have Greek music playing o_O I’m confused.

I also got myself cotton candy 🥸

So I’m in my late 30s. I also just decided to take myself on a solo date to the circus 🎪 🤓

Science works in reproducible ways!

Пижо&Пижо because fuck heterocentrism! ⚪️🔴

I just want to say, for no particular reason… Fuck Scam Altman.

Humans eat more sharks than sharks eat humans.

Is it plagiarism if it’s your grandfather’s music and you steal it as a tribute? youtube.com/playlist?lis...

Another Simpsons prediction that came true and nobody is talking about it! #TraitorsUK

Радев ми е Медведев от Али Експрес тия дни. 🤷🏼‍♂️ Поздрави на Боко.

Please don’t touch my 🐓 no more 🥺 youtu.be/6mR4zYPgGZs?...

What’s crazy to me is that people would rather meme and complain on the internet than mount an actual revolution. Maybe using suffering for content makes you less progressive and more complicit. Just saying. Not a fan of the upcoming WWIII

The new space race is Israel and the USA competing to prove they can each start WWIII faster than Russia. At this point how many presidents need to be assassinated for this madness to stop?

Damn, the hasbara can’t meme.

I will be boycotting #DragRace this season due to there being only one queen whose name is a pun. Unacceptable.

If you think the world doesn’t make sense, remember: Trustpilot’s Trustpilot page is full of fake reviews.

Brandon was secretly gay.

Dear fellow #gays, Networking LGBT groups on LinkedIn: one place where you *could* consider not posting a shirtless thirst trap picture 🤔

The #IKEA support team are playing 3D chess though. I called to tell them I’m missing an item. They asked me to send them a picture of the missing item. 🦶

I just wanted to say… Fuck Tony Blair.

When my words feel like glass in my mouth And my thoughts keep hammering inside my skull When my world is all black and white I’ll set it all on fire

Live on the edge. Test on production. 🤨

So I just wrote a clap clap stomp, but it’s also symphonic, and it’s also proggy. Not sure if genius or if I should just give up music 😂

Queen

The audacity is this local pizza delivery place here where you can order pizza and they will deliver it frozen for you to bake. Like… the hell?

With regards to certain people and their persecution complex, I think we should feed the lions. Amen 🫠

Home is where they get your name on the coffee cup right.

I love it when someone is messaging me in Slack where they can see my name in its proper spelling every time I respond but still insists on calling me Borris. But why stop there, friend? Why not spell it with triple R? Make sure it sounds as Slavic as a blue Nike tracksuit 😐

Leave Robert Galbraith alone, he’s been through enough!