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Albany airport covid sculpture my beloved

I wish I could shoot the groove of The Merge into my FUCKING VEINS music.youtube.com/watch?v=5873...

Pissing of my compsci friends by referring to the act of cutting a circuit board in half with a Dremel as "low level programming"

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new ed sheeran album entitled "Exponentiation" is just 2 and a half hours of shitting his pants and sobbing uncontrollably

airplane flies into the eiffel tower call that shit neuf-onze

Chinese cowboy: Nihowdy

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Sometimes I like to stylize it "Unbeatable" just to feel something

RIP Cormac McCarthy He would have loved this restaurant ;_;

The worst part of having vocalist friends is that they'll try to sell you on listening to a song by singing it, and you'll be sitting there like "is it actually completely rubato, or does it normally have a discernible rhythm??"

Once more my massive fucking hog has triggered the TSA. About half the time, the scanner """""""randomly" """""" selects me for excess screening which basically always involves an old person fondling my prodigious cock. I make a point of making them do it in public and moaning a little bit each time

SKONG!

me when i do my lil jazz hands before the evening's festivities

Everything is fuckin shit right now and all that my dog has to say about it is nnnnghgmmnhghkkkmnngh because he is Chewing on his Penis.

Taylor Swift is mid.

Christmastime protip: By crushing up a single tablet of estradiol into a jar of pickles and leaving it uncovered in your kitchen, you can attract cute girls to your house

me in real life when i am hired as the only almond at the Silk factory

"brat summer"is fucking OVER it is "eating cold spaghetti over the sink with your bare hands FALL" now

There is literally nothing stopping you from pissing your pants right now. You can just do that. If you're not wearing pants, you can put them on and then piss in them. Be free!

Walking out of this movie theater, I can't help but feel as though the cold, austere emptiness of the mall is not complimented by "Mr Blue Sky" playing at uncomfortably loud volumes over the speakers

Been thinking of getting my foreskin sewn back on to own the libs #Benghazi

My pancreas don't work too good so as a preventative measure, whenever I think about treats, my endocrinologist descends from the heavens to crane-kick me in the vagina.

Now that I have entered my era of engaging in hood rat shit I wake up every fuckin day looking like jigsaw

Sitting at work in a circle of four of my co-workers. Every 2 minutes, we each say "real" to each other several times, then silence resumes. We are all paid $50/hr for this valuable service.

I was called ma'am by someone in line at TSA just now, so if I'm sent to Auschwitz by the Florida state patrol, it means that I girlbossed too close to the Sun