baby deathstrike

the slowed down dramatic covers on every episode of traitors us this season are cracking me up

abby in the running for worst faithful in recent memory

bf: hmm i wonder how we’re gonna christen our new place 😈😈 me: we’re going to watch the haunting of hill house

moving IN 💚

one of the movers opened the downstairs closet door and screamed when he saw him

what i eat in a day video and it’s just 7am diet coke and a cheese stick, 10am diet coke and wellbutrin, 11am banana, 4pm leftover slice of costco food court pep and truvada

now seated for crimson peak x nosferatu double feature

crimson peak… great gowns, beautiful gowns

“saw bluesky user boyboyhenyo standing fourth in line at the local pastry pop-up” likely place for him to be…

video of marina summers park and bark lipsyncing to one of my favorite ballads and promotion with a 30% salary bump healed me today 💕

new season of traitors has me cracking up, 20 dumb bitches at the roundtable telling each other “EXACTLYYYY”

xavier i am free to hangout this tuesday if you are free to hang out with me when i am free

traitors canada s4 watchenings are NOW

karine kinda giving lucy liu in the charlie’s angels barracuda scene, I LIVE!!

new boyboyhenyo uniform just dropped

me last week: omg i’m so excited for my w*rk trip in [redacted city], it’s gonna be so cute me at this present moment: yes i will gladly pay the rebooking fee for an earlier flight out, get me tf OUTTA HERE

new season of traitors has me cracking up, 20 dumb bitches at the roundtable telling each other “EXACTLYYYY”