Firkin on Film

Here’s a more accurate rendition of the Ketamine Klansman's flying Swastikar. Pure garbage. You’d be a moron to take one of those up in the air. Plus, don’t support Nazi pukes.

www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/9a05dd2... Dozy cunt..

Guy shows how nothing is real now on social media. Original post

I am so, so, so, so sick and tired of America.

All those Russian agents scrabbling for a dongle right now..

*squirming in seat* Well.. I suppose. I kinda.. agree with the Pope..

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

I do an awful lot of sighing for someone so filled with rage..

'Parenting hits differently when you don't give a fuck about your kids..'

'InNoVaTEs ThE pOdCAsT mEdIUm'..

I'm going to presume that woman in America who survived execution now has super powers and we should all be afraid..

My culture is not your costume..

'Skydance' is OK as a name.. but 'Omnimedia Corp.' seems more appropriate.

"A millionaire plays a billionaire in this black comedy about environmental disaster" Well, shucks.. I wonder why the average person doesn't have an appetite to watch 'Digger'?..

Hey, Siri, show me the most AI thing you can..

Captain Kirk stuns in new photo.

Don't threaten me with a good time..

The less compelling follow-up to 'Up-town Funk'..

Everything reminds me of her..

"SEvErE WeAtHEr"..

..as the prophecy foretold.

I respect our British culture. DO YOU?..

Where do I go to help fund the paramilitary wing of the RNLI?..

She's probably got a nice chicken in the oven..

Wishing the Royal family would shut the fuck up?..

I find these Royal 'revelations' in the news recently oddly comforting because I just do not give a solitary shit about any of it. It's like white noise.. like REALLY white noise.

Joe Bob Briggs and Darcy The Mail Girl launch a new comic, MonsterVision, by David Allone and Edu Menna from Dynamite #joebobbriggs

My official Dr Who story pitch. Willing to be compensated in either cash or scratch cards. Cheers.

Genuinely thought this said 'Asian' for a second.. 👀

BREAKING: Right Said Fred will now be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Just pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour, I'd leave it a few minutes if I were you..

There's too much stuff. Seemingly infinite mediocre shows and films streaming. Software updates everywhere. News and opinions and screaming banality on all 38 screens in the home. Too much stuff.

The signs were always there..

Ed Sheeran: "I am not complicit. […] Just because I choose not to speak publicly.."

Having spent upwards of 8 hours in A&E yesterday, being treated by a dozen or so wonderful, skilled, and kind people I can honestly say the NHS is the best of Britain and something we should cherish DEARLY.

The Proclaimers have fallen. Please update your records..

Odd name..

Yeah,but what the gays of Hormuz?..

Right, let's see how America is doing... Fuckin'ell...