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the hell

the hell

the hell

switched over from MNF to the World Series right before the Brewers went berzerker, that was something else

also, I really don't like how much...sand? it's sand, right? there is in the turf at the trop, every time the ball bounces on the grass it looks like muddy water splashing up, it's ugly

I really wish I wouldn’t have seen that clip of RFK Jr. being insanely racist even by RFK Jr. standards, the amount of hate I had for that man was already at extremely unhealthy levels before I saw that

aw man, RIP Pittsburgh legend Donnie Iris (aka Dawny Ahrs, if you speak yinzer) if you’ve never heard this one (probably his biggest hit) give it a listen, it rules youtu.be/Rh5kuxnDUc8

I still believe that one day we will be living in a world without sleeves

really, really sad news about Eric Bauza—he was insanely talented and by all accounts I’ve read from people who knew him and worked with him, was a great guy as well and man, 46 is way too young

Are You What You Want To Be played going into that last ad break on SNF, nice

this feels like a 5-alarm fire level recession indicator

Totino’s: at long last we have created a line of Pizzas In A Cup, from the classic Pizza In A Cup scene from The Jerk where you think “imagine such a dumb and pointless food existing and he says it’s the best he’s had, suggesting he’s eaten more than one kind and that would be weird and sad”

what’s particularly evil about this is the “overwhelmed by the range and complexity of potential answers” because lol, that is not what happened, that isn’t true just desperately trying to spin not knowing/hating her kid with “I couldn’t answer this by myself because she’s *too* special, you see”

Ravens uniforms need more purple

half watching Sunday NFL Countdown on ESPN while folding laundry and it occurred to me that you can insert Rex Ryan into the My Buddy jingle youtu.be/ukM5ZnvY-bA

you're probably saying "lol, imagine Bill Belichick trying to climb a tree" but he's a yes, his body would contort into a grotesque Other Mommy shape and he'd skitter right up to the top in record time

half watching Sunday NFL Countdown on ESPN while folding laundry and it occurred to me that you can insert Rex Ryan into the My Buddy jingle youtu.be/ukM5ZnvY-bA

Tony Dungy would get partway up the tree, fall out of it, and his entire body would turn to dust the second it made contact with the ground

half watching Sunday NFL Countdown on ESPN while folding laundry and it occurred to me that you can insert Rex Ryan into the My Buddy jingle youtu.be/ukM5ZnvY-bA

I am thinking about the lines “Rex Ryan and me/like to climb up a tree” and I am picturing Rex Ryan attempting to climb a tree and I am laughing

some personal news: I am suing the makers of Destin de Balmain parfum for ripping off my world’s worst pencil design

jk but it does kinda bum me out that there's a fairly well known podcast with this name because I always liked this comic and now whenever anyone looks at it they're likely to be like "oh yeah, that podcast, is that where you got the idea" and I did this before the podcast existed

some personal news: I am suing the makers of Destin de Balmain parfum for ripping off my world’s worst pencil design

packaging that inspired the “world’s worst pencil” comic; I saw “the world’s best pencil” and thought “I wonder what the worst would look like”