Creek Sipper

Read the comments under any news thread about recent Trump admin atrocities and you will find hundreds of Americans demanding that somebody else come save them

Kinda crazy how it’s not really legal to fire a legal firearm at a law officer even if they are doing something illegal and potentially deadly to you

Okay so how long before account bots can start creating these chat bots and how long before we just push the whole internet out into the waves?

Women who consume true crime content : I need to ask you something and I want you to be honest here please Are you partly doing research on how to avoid getting k*lled by your husband/boyfriend? I won’t tell him

One big drawback to substack is that I see the word “neurospicy” on there every day

So we’re building it people. It’s a beautiful park and with the cloning we’re doing, it’s incredible, the cloning we’re able to do. And they’re all females in the park. It’s incredible. And a lot of people are saying you’ll have trouble with the raptors, but we’ll see, I don’t think so

We got the feedback from our factory that they use our outerwear for case studies when demoing their capabilities to new clients. Huge W

Leaving aside the profiling and compiling and whatever, I think it’s weird how we all just forgot about our right not to be surveilled forever and everywhere. It’s not normal to be on camera all the time anywhere you go. Even if you don’t mind it, you never agreed to it. Nobody asked. That matters.

I think I’m onto something here. Someone else fill in the rest

No babe it is literally soo praxis the way you are always posting and looking at posts

For ten years people have been posting like “🧵 The racist and sexist implications of Car Talk. How Click and Clack uphold colonial white supremacist patriarchy 1/15” And now reactionaries control everything

Working class people are gonna have to figure out how to communicate across political lines without lobbing heavily circulated idpol buzzwords and dog whistles but I worry in-group signaling is more satisfying to people than solidarity 🫤

Hopefully an entire cabinet of the most treacherous, least principled, evilest, stupidest people in America will just kind of sort itself out

Algorithmic attention economics has engineered a society optimized for bombastic retardation

Watching this video made me feel really weird. The guy is just a tape loop of culture war twitter posts. His tone of sincerity is acted at roughly community theatre level. He believes that he believes this stuff but he’s just lost. Idc abt this guy but this is sobering substack.com/@robynelyse/...

What’s the name for the political belief system where I despise the billionaire class and understand the systemic causes of homelessness but I also want to beat someone’s ass for all the used needles and drug foil bits littering the park where I walk my dog?

Just ordered some gender affirming herbs

The CIA definitely invented “pleasure activism”

Playing the Lumineers after I have been listening to Bon Iver makes some bad cultural subgenre Spotify playlist type of sense but I believe it should be punishable on death

Substack actually does the same thing as this app and is better

Testing “stretched out JPEG” as a concept for an upcoming campaign. I like it!

Nobody used Zuck’s stupid metaverse and everyone made fun of Elon on Twitter so those two guys decided to ruin the entire world. We shoulda never gave nerds power man

Pound for pound I think music is the most powerful artform. Not that it’s easy or efficient to make music or anything - but just think about the theme from the original Mario. Now consider that the capacity of the entire game cartridge was 256kb. Safe to assume the music was like 1/10th of that

One very funny aspect of the last few years is that antifa never for one second existed in the way the institutions talked about and really it was just Washington coming out as profa

I know there’s a lotta bad shit going on but the thing that is gonna turn me into a terrorist is the new ai feature on gmail where it summarizes the email you’re already reading in a panel which takes up half your display and is often a roughly equal word count to the email it summarizes

Calling your legislators is crazy. These are the people hurting you. I can’t imagine a better designed political time-waster than diverting people who care about stuff into a fuckin government voicemail box

Seems like you shouldn’t call yourself “progressive” if you have been having the same debates for years on end. At some point you gotta progress to breaking shit or building shit

Causes me actual physical pain when an otherwise nice long coat is just like 1-2” too short

If you think about it, all these guys being in charge was kinda written on the wall when we got divorced from England

The thing about trying to be nice and trying to humanize the electorate that supports the fascists is that their overlords have been conditioning them to dehumanize everyone who isn’t like them for the last 10 years at least. They have been turning people into guns and we are way behind

Once in a while I see a video where a person is trying to open some piece of packaging like a Doritos bag or something and they look like they’re fighting for their life and I can’t overstate the confidence boost and overall life benefit of just a little bit of functional strength

Western popular culture can never stop rehashing 1920-1960 because it was the last period where any of America’s promises were actually believable. Sabrina Carpenter was made in a CIA lab to give men boners so that they don’t kill their boss

As a guy who’s in the “fashion” business but couldn’t give two shits what’s happening at like, Gucci et al, it can feel kind of impossible to find my people in “the industry” Anyone in the biz even on Bluesky? Looking for Designers Founders Stylists Photographers Models Whoever else

Conservatives are so wimpy man. Like many pnw anarcho punx, I grew up getting scolded by hyper misandrist extremists with dreadlocks and I still vibe with feminism

Every time I encounter a piece of hard right ideology, I check it against my internals. Every single time, these hateful ideals bounce off the same deep part of me. The core of my humanity, where I can feel how other people feel. Makes ya wonder

Yall think they would let you call and email them if it made any difference?

The thing is if this little dick spit walked into my office and said “give me the government”, I would simply stuff him into a garbage can

If you’re still holding out for a rescue from the democrats, all you have to do is remember that in 2016 they hated Bernie Sanders more than Donald Trump. They hated Bernie just for saying billionaires should pay taxes and we should have healthcare. They gave up the country to stop him

ACAB except possibly one brave and beautiful secret service agent willing to put it all on the line to do what this country needs

Yall realize JD Vance is going to try and outlaw birth control right?

Well, you can’t find the military we gotta have them. But I think they seriously need to do something. I don’t know what to do something. I know what I need to do get rid of the Looney Tunes. That’s in the White House.

Aight who the fuck brought Chana masala on this fuckin Boeing 737

There’s no such thing as doing anything about anything anymore

Fashion is awesome because everyone is out of ideas but there are billions of dollars tied up with some of the least genuine people on earth so everyone has to walk around pretending that yet another recycled 20th century sub cultural touchpoint is like, bold and fun and cool

When I hear a jingle in an advertisement I feel like I am being infected with an intellectual pathogen that will make me stupider and uglier forever

Suicidality is going to continue to increase, rapidly. Especially among the young. Our society will have to accept and understand it as a tragic yet sensible response to… everything. In some cases, honor the choice. Or, we’ll have to make it worth being alive for more people. Seem likely?

I didn’t get into fashion to make money. I got into fashion to get Covid every six months from a British guy in a tiny beanie at men’s fashion week in New York City

There’s a genre of tweet that’s like “here’s an uninteresting anecdote about a time when I said/did something really clever” and I want it abolished