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Eli | He/Him/Homo | π³οΈβπ | Primarily SFW gposes | Primal Bobtailed country catboy rancher who never met a stranger. Shitpost heavy!
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Seen plenty of these spindly fellers by the timber creek! Threaten to tap 'em with my twenty-onze framin' hammer and they take off runnin' plumb terrified, I'll tell ya what. πΊπ¨ βPa always told me they leave me be 'cause there ain't enough upstairs to make a decent meal. Silly ol' boy, that one.
Yarzons are known for their long spindly legs. They immobilize their prey by spraying its joints with corrosive bile, penetrating the victims head, and sucking out the brain via sharp feeding tubes.
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