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According to Bishop James Ussher, today is Earth’s birthday. Born on this day, 4004 BCE! Happy 6030th birthday, Earth! 🤣🤣🤣

It’s odd that Trump wasn’t so openly supportive of Putin until after Ukraine regained 100 sq miles of their territory, and handed Russia a defeat.

I saw what Farage was wearing, and I’m sure the police did warn him against appearing. The Fashion Police. Because that was a crime.

I just read a brilliant and should-have-been-obvious eclipse viewing idea: Use the selfie setting on your phone! No glasses or pinhole camera!

I keep hearing pundits talking approvingly about wealth creators. For whom are they creating wealth? Where are they getting it, and where does it go? Because I’ve never seen it.

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No! NO! You can’t just ignore—this isn’t—THE OCEAN HATES US ALL MOTHERFUCKERS GAAAAAHHHH

Just a reminder: Lord of the Flies is fiction, written to illustrate a particular point. Do not use it as a social study.

Happy Solstice!

It’s funny that no one has pointed out to Trump that, in the White House, he’s the tenant, not the landlord.

Michelle and I loved reading to this bright group of kids today! We hope this new Chicago Public Library branch at the Obama Presidential Center will be a place where folks come to read, check out books, and connect with one another for years to come.

When you warm the teapot from the kettle, does anyone else think of it as a libation to the tea gods? Or is that just me?

The second worst part about the US bringing back firing squads is that they are telling some people to murder others. The worst part is that there will be volunteers. This is over and above how wrong the death penalty is.

Remembering Amal Khalil

Is an antelope what happens after a run?

“The fact that Ellis was flagged for her name change alone suggests the state of Kansas is intensely monitoring transgender citizens.”

The Dow is way below 50,000, now. Can you guys question Pam Bondi again?

That Feste really knew what he was singing about: “And the rain it raineth every day!”

I think we should stop making jokes about Greg Bovino’s height. It’s beneath us. Just because he doesn’t measure up, and comes up short in our expectations, we needn’t lower ourselves to his level.

Greg “Little Röhm” Bovino has been removed from his post. Unfortunately, Tom “How much you got?” Homan has replaced him.

In a shock announcement, Robert Jenrick has joined Reform! Even after both he and Farrago denied they were in talks! The nation is in shock.

Is he planning to try Maduro in the Southern District of New York to put them in an embarrassing and untenable position? Revenge for his trials and convictions?

I can fly a stationery airplane!

Nigel Farage says that he never directly racially abused anyone. It was just banter. Oh, well, that’s okay, then.

The failure of Cloudflare took down X and ChatGPT. “Do it again, daddy! Do it again!”

Some songs never age. youtu.be/qu-duTWccyI?...

So, Shana Tova and, to all those evangelicals, “Bye! Have a nice time! Don’t miss your train!”

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All right, I’ve had enough. It’s “cannon” to shoot bullets the size of your head. It’s “canon” for adhering to a story or myth, or for a clergyman, or a camera and electronics company.

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

Seen on Quora: I just heard someone at the farmers market say "The only thing Kirk has in common with Jesus is that Christians get mad when you quote him to them."

There are so many sets of speculation and misinformation swirling around right now, that I will not add to them. Only that killing is the wrong thing to do.

Was Mandelson a good ambassador because he and Trump had a mutual friend?

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Norfolkians, a question: why is Little Snoring bigger than Great Snoring?

We bought a new vacuum cleaner. It’s currently gathering dust.

Today’s earworm: “Doing the French Mistake”, from Blazing Saddles. Why, brain, why?

Maxwell’s statements: who to believe? The convicted felon, or the convicted felon? Gee, what a decision.

Russia bombs US factory in Ukraine. They manufacture coffe makers. Trouble is brewing. apple.news/Apmg4QAevT0K...

So, Putin charmed Trump again. Golly, who could have predicted that?

So, if the USA is the “best country in the world”, why does it have far and away the most drug users per capita in the world? worldpopulationreview.com/country-rank...

The maths of the old Tory Rwanda plan: Last year, there were 37000 illegal migrants. The max capacity of an average passenger plane is 480. That works out to over 77 flights per year, or 1.5 a week. A smallish commercial airline. Pretty costly.

I predict: Ghislaine Maxwell will give up names advantageous to Trump. Those people will be publicly prosecuted. Trump will say, “There you are! All done!” and pardon Maxwell. The files will be quietly destroyed.

In breaking news, Australia has accepted US beef, and the US will take, in trade, Australian Beef Wellington.

Striking. After Texas banned abortion, ER visits for early miscarriage rose 25% and blood transfusions surged 54%. Doctors delayed care like D&Cs out of fear of prosecution. More women nearly bled to death. buff.ly/egXhmm7 #medsky #ObGynsky 🛟🧪