breadwringer

The Whiprays beat me up and stole my shoes 7 years ago. #banthewhiprays

I'm the best player in the world.

Can't wait for you guys to see what we've been working on this time.

The only thing harder than trying to play brella against blaster, is trying to attend ProChara's summer camp without being attacked by a wild boar. #compsplatoon #wildboar

this shit aint nothing to me man #3200mindset

All events tonight at #riptide will be canceled in observance of From the Ink Up #111. #compsplatoon

Soon sendou.ink is going to start doing our taxes and making out with our spouses for us.

I was tired of losing X battles, so I gave in and decided to pick cBlast. After landing my first direct, I passed out. When I awoke, I had gained 1000xp and a degree in forensic science. As I side effect, I might be racist now. #compsplatoon

For me, Splatoon has never been about being the best I can be, it's about getting as good as I can while doing as little self reflection as possible. #compsplatoon

I've been thinking of applying hyperdive principles to my therapy sessions.

@ssnolan.bsky.social is the type of guy to cover the lan setups in Vaseline to "decrease latency" #compsplatoon

Just spent the last two hours trying to convince a sick child to spend their make-a-wish on dread wringer buffs.

Now that sendouQ is down, I'll need to find another source of people to verbally abuse. #compsplatoon

@nintendousa.bsky.social #compsplatoon every single time I try to use squiffer in solo queue I lose. Without fail. I'm pretty sure the game is bugged.