Daniel Jay

Is it "data source" or "datasaurus"? 🦖 Quick, I need to know for a call with my boss

I worked on some really cool deep technical stuff today, even if I had to use Java to do it. Also I did lots of adult things, and then I went to a store and test drove a VERY fast road bike 😍

Ich bin eigentlich sehr rücksichtsvoll darin, mich in öffentlichen Räumen zu bewegen, aber heute war irgendwie weird. Ich bin einer Person in der S-Bahn auf die Hacken getreten, und drei Leute haben mich angemotzt dass ich im Weg stünde oder sie angerempelt hätte.

someday I am going to accidentally bring this cat through TSA

I made a curry based soup loosely based on Thom Ka, you coming?

Great news from Serbia and Brazil!

Nyyooooommmmmm #f1

I'll be at #40C3 😍

I'll be at #40C3 😍

Way too many men are overconfident and think, for example, they could land an airliner in an emergency. Which is why I have to stay humble and admit that could only land a modern Airbus, and only if the autopilot still works. Boeing or ATR, or even an Embraer? No chance!

I fried a schnitzel and ate Brussel Sprouts for the first time in 30 years

You're wrong, I *am* cool and fun to be around, and I have scientific proof of that! 😤

I just saved a Pizzaiolo!

Sometimes I look at the list of new signups for TelemetryDeck and I have to giggle because people invent all these fantastic and cute names for their companies 😁

House, but he's in the German GV Hausarzt health system and every time he sends the patient off to run some tests, half a year passes.

I went into App Store Connect and it wanted me to agree to a new agreement, so I went to the agreements to agree to the agreement. But now the App Store Connect says I haven't agreed to the agreement yet 🙄

I'm reading John Scalzi's "When the Moon hits your eye". No spoilers, but I very much want to say these two things without context: 1. This is a cheesy comedy version of "Seveneves"! I love it! 2. That scene that was just a Slack log hat me in STITCHES!!

Still under the weather, but getting better. I'm very bummed I couldn't present at SwiftLeeds

DARLING HOLD MY HAND

I'm doing absolutely EVERYTHING to save our planet! I even reused my towel TWICE!

Omg it's @0xtim.bsky.social talking about Vapor 5 #swiftleeds

Charts Charts Charts Chartschartscharts Everybody! #swiftleeds

Hello Leeds, I've finally landed! That last leg was a bit scary, because the airplane kept making weird engine noises that resonated into the cabin 😅

Aeroplanes!

My bird's just arrived

My bird's just arrived

The whole cheap airline dance of "ooooh we are caught by sUrPriSe that everyone is only bringing hand luggage, can you please suddenly drop off yours?" Is so dumb because it's disingenuous. I'll happily drop off my small luggage! But tell me beforehand so I can put my toiletries in there! 😤😤😤😤😤😤

Kürben!

🎙️ Unser Gründer, CTO, Head of Product und Product Owner der Herzen @breakth-esystem.bsky.social war zu Gast im neuen Podcast #WorkInProduct. #Lieblingspodcast podcasts.apple.com/de/podcast/w...

The skies of Hamburg

The Strategic Pebre Resources of the family have been renewed! Pebre is a Chilean condiment with chilis, onions, garlic, and lots of cilantro

Good morning! For reasons of laziness and relaxation, I'll take my meetings under my blanket today. Someone bring me hot tea please.

Hamburg at Sunset

Ernsthaft?

Zehntausende von Stunden Arbeit stecken in dieser Kürbenpyramide (Küramide)

Achievement unlocked: changed a bike tire while on a train

Every PR needs a final commit that reads "lint lint lint!" Right?

Happy Nigerian independence day if you celebrate! Have a Chapman on me 🇳🇬

Song of the day is "Design" by Vextra because of the sheer angry energy

Oh yes! It is time for your daily GitHub outage

CREATE DATABABE;

Typing away on my MacBook Duo (it's foldable)